Mah Gawd! Which Gorgeous Stunner Deserves Your Pint On This Fat Ass?

I know you’re all staring at this mirror shot, wondering which one of us you’d want to bend over first. Whether you’re a fan of the brunette on the right or the gorgeous stunner in the middle, we definitely know how to command a room. Forget the presentation; I know you weren’t hearing a word I said while I was holding that microphone so close to my lips. Some of you want to rest a pint on this fat ass, and honestly, I think it’s a challenge I’m ready to accept. Are we playing KFM today, or are you just going to sit there and drool over my two-piece skirt set? I love knowing that I’m the kind of girl who makes the whole world a much happier, filthier place just by existing. Come closer and tell me exactly what you’d do to me if you were that lucky microphone in my hand. Don’t be shy—I’m waiting for you to pick your favorite and tell me why it’s me.


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66 thoughts on “Mah Gawd! Which Gorgeous Stunner Deserves Your Pint On This Fat Ass?”

  1. CyBerImPlaNt:

    I prefer brunettes, but the one on the right looks interesting.

  2. A_solo_tripper:

    upvote

  3. deleted_user:

    Chucks > heels

  4. deleted_user:

    Okay okay okay. We need names here

  5. deleted_user:

    Right… no, left.., but wait, middle?

  6. fbarib111:

    Can rest a pint on that ass

  7. reditjohn:

    FKM

  8. butterypanda:

    Considering she has an ID in her hand I’m assuming something else was going on before this photo was taken.

  9. deleted_user:

    yo god damn. Middle is gorgeous

  10. deleted_user:

    Middle-wife, right-ONS, left-businesstrips

  11. deleted_user:

    321

  12. kenba2099:

    Why is she putting her mouth directly on the microphone

  13. kstarter9968:

    This is the kind of presenter I would pay close attention to, but still not hear a word she says! 😜

  14. zeroshitsgiven1:

    More of this and the world is a much happier place

  15. deleted_user:

    When I went to boot camp in 2014, toward the end, after about eight weeks of almost zero contact with women, they brought in a representative for a bank or something to sell some sort of financial service.

    I don’t know how cute she *really* was, but she was the first girl in a while that any of us saw who spoke to us nicely and smiled, and I remember her very much like this photo.

    Just her voice was too much for me.

  16. TheOriginalMikaelson:

    Who is she?

  17. deleted_user:

    That is brilliant

  18. deleted_user:

    Sexy and she knows it
    Oh so well

    I saw this pictures years ago
    Still amazed

  19. deleted_user:

    Damn. Who can concentrate on work?

  20. knobbig69:

    Absolutely gorgeous

  21. betheking:

    This has been posted about a dozen times. Feel free to post it a few dozen more. I ain’t complaining.

  22. deleted_user:

    She is amazing

  23. Chafmere:

    I can see my office from there.

  24. dcillusions77:

    Ohmegoodness!

  25. youstink1:

    Mah gawd!

  26. deleted_user:

    HOTDAMN!!!!!!

  27. luv_to_race:

    Geez Dad, I’m 19 now, so I can wear whatever I want to! Don’t wait up!

  28. theseanbarry:

    Name?

  29. tsayako:

    Love these kind of dresses

  30. deleted_user:

    I wonder if it’s possible for her to wear more makeup

  31. wggn:

    looks more like 2piece top and skirt

  32. usualturnons:

    far right is a goddamn stunner

  33. Apollo2122:

    MKF

  34. JallShaa:

    Left, for sure!

  35. willie300:

    KMF

  36. ScoobaMonsta:

    Left

  37. pm_me_ur_tight_body:

    Right

  38. felixfj007:

    I think it’s becase there’s a mirror in the bathroom and they just wanted to have a picture when they looked pretty or something.

  39. PM_MILF_TITS:

    Yes. Yes it is

  40. notoriousMKD:

    God damn left is hot

  41. deleted_user:

    Left

  42. deleted_user:

    Left!

  43. SecretAccountNo47:

    KFM

  44. Toronto_OG:

    i wish i was that microphone

  45. PFTETOwerewolves:

    Left!

  46. HelloJoeyJoeJoe:

    This is not unusual in lots of eastern Europe. Dangerous place to be a hiring manager

  47. Johs76:

    Left! Left! Left!

  48. ObjectivePhone122:

    Good form with the mic as well, eye contact is important.

  49. Latexandboots4u:

    Every male in the room is picturing that microphone as a cock by her mouth

  50. Njc2508:

    sorry l missed it after you said listen carefully 😉

  51. Guins7:

    I wish she was my boss

  52. Chopstix2005:

    Whenever I see this posted I always upvote

  53. dirtybourbon93:

    Holy fuk!!!

  54. TxSweetsnake:

    OMG Becky look at that Butt!

  55. fuckboystrikesagain:

    More like underwear not allowed, this would look goofy with a strap underneath.

  56. zemoxuni1:

    kerrynwong @ instagram

  57. Brocules69:

    Although she could be wearing a C-String

  58. leviathan0012:

    Wow

  59. astalavista69:

    I’m a boob guy so… yeah left for me.

  60. Adventurous-Syrup-27:

    Left

  61. DoorKicker1:

    YES

  62. KidBlack2019:

    Left

  63. toxicpiecrow:

    Left

  64. Playful_Sun_2338:

    Left

  65. michaelrdh:

    Sandwich

  66. Entire-Title-5925:

    Left

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