There is something so incredibly carnal about staring at my massive abundance of fresh, firm eggs while the rest of the world is tucked away in bed. You can see how they glisten under the light, each one a little miracle of nature that I’m just dying to crack open and get messy with. I love feeling the weight of them in my hands, knowing that my functional economy is making everyone else so damn loud and frustrated with desire. Why settle for those cheap Walmart options when you could be taste-testing my free-range treasures right here in my private kitchen? I’m sitting here thinking about making a thick, wet omelette, but I’d much rather have you show me exactly how you like to handle these delicate, white curves. The way they’re piled up so high and tight makes me want to get even more creative and naughty with you as we explore this bounty. Come closer and join the conversation with me, or better yet, come check me out and see what else I have in abundance for you to devour.
Me working my overnight shift so I can afford eggs
Aren’t egg prices down now?
Better yet as a European, tell them about how Trump has been begging us for our eggs after threatening us with tariffs, invasion and teaming up with Russia and we told him to go do one with a two fingered salute!
Stop having a functional economy so damn loud!! 😠 I just woke up at 2AM and I am NOT happy about it
Free ranged eggs? Nah we want fascist, white, freedumb eggs or Russian Faberge eggs.
I thought the chicken had a *giant* tail.
I can assure you that not all Americans are asleep rite now.
I should go make an omelette. A waste of eggs, because I don’t know how to make one. I live in eggcess.
i’m in uganda right now, and eggs are fucking everywhere, fresh as hell and dirt cheap. been eating my weight in rolex and hard boiled from the street carts.
Is it 3+ euros per 10 eggs?
4.70$ for ten large eggs? That’s actually more expensive than eggs at my local Walmart.