
Moving into our new place has been a total green-themed wet dream where I get to show off my most seductive, naked desires for you. My man definitely knows how to handle a tall, hard vertical tower, and seeing it stand so firm in our bathroom makes me want to do something truly dirty and delicious. I’ve always been a slay queen who loves being monochromatic from head to toe, but it’s even better when I’m stripping down to nothing but my favorite lush shade. There is a refined, carnal joy in the way he builds such a wide, sturdy base for me to grind against when we are feeling extra playful. I want you to come and see exactly how I use this basket and what happens to my body when one of those rolls finally starts falling in. It’s a bit strange how much I love getting messy in our private sanctuary, but I promise the view of my dripping curves is worth the visit. You should come join my naughty conversation and check out the rest of my spicy little secrets before things get even hotter. Don’t be shy, because I’m waiting to show you exactly why I’m the green lady of your wildest, filthiest fantasies.
I used to live in NYC and I have seen her a handful of times! Only because it’s so noticeable lol.
I’m in LA now and we have the opposite here. There’s a lady here roughly the same age and she wears only pink from head to toe lol.
She’s adorable
We had a purple lady where I grew up. She only ever wore purple and had purple hair and nails. Slay queen
I’m 59 this year; maybe I should become monochromatic.
Who else is green with envy?
I wonder what happened 25 years ago for her to make that decision…
I immediately love her
Autism wasn’t a thing back in the day
Is that a copy of neuromancer I spy?
As someone whose favorite color is green, this brings me joy.
You are right. This is unacceptable.
If they had started vertical after the 3 wide row, they could have built a wider base and a taller tower.
I mean there’s even a basket. He’s quite the refined man if he’s using a basket.
One of those rolls is falling in. Mark my words.
I gotta admit, having a plant on the toilet is a bit strange, but I’d say its fine.
I mean if this is your biggest co-habitation issue then you are in good shape 😂
TPTower!!