Look at how this dope blue rock catches the light, making me feel 100% richer and a whole lot naughtier. I love the way it feels against my bare skin, almost as much as I’d love your hands exploring every inch of my curves. Forget the pharmacy Viagra; I’ve got enough heat right here to keep you hard and hungry for hours. Why settle for nine quid ice cream when you could be licking something much sweeter and more submissive? I’m craving a little dirty talk and someone who knows exactly how to handle a treasure as precious as me. Come check me out and join the conversation before I decide to play with myself instead. You know you want to see what else I’m hiding behind this seductive little smile. Let’s get down and dirty together, because I’m ready to show you a side of me that’s way more sparkly than any unicorn toy.
I worked in a grill once and a kid asked me if he could pay with a pig plushie he just pulled from. the machine, of course i accepted
That price is so much better than “9 quid for 2 ice creams”
Good to see Seth Rogen giving back.
That rock is pretty dope tbh
I thought that was a Viagra. I work in pharmacy. I don’t know why I needed to clarify that.
Let’s look at it as a percentage. If she would have given you a dollar, would that really influence anything? You’d be like .00001% richer. However, you probably don’t have any blue rocks so this little girl just took you from 0% blue rocks to 100% blue rocks. Math checks out.
“Hahaha what a dumbass, I had $20 and a sparkly unicorn toy.”
-Little Girl, probably.