I was just going about my day at work when I stumbled upon this cartoonishly fresh, perfect squemon that is just begging for a taste. It’s so scrumptious and beautifully formed, I can’t stop thinking about how firm and ripe it feels in my hands. Just one look at this delicious yellow skin makes me feel a little naughty, imagining all the ways we could get messy together. I love the way the light hits its curves, making it look like the most beautiful, mouth-watering thing you’ve ever seen. I’m craving someone to come over and help me squeeze every last drop of juice out of this thick, juicy fruit. Why don’t you join my private conversation so I can show you all the other delicious treats I have waiting for you? I promise the view gets even better if you check me out and see what else I’m hiding under this office attire. Come get a taste of something truly fresh and see just how sweet I can be when we’re alone.
I want a squemon.
it’s so.. perfect
It’s cartoonishly fresh
looks like most delicious lemon ever.
I would eat that mf whole
That looks scrumptious
This is the most beautiful lemon I’ve ever seen
I LOVE that the internet exists for this guy to share this weird lemon he found at work