Pixelated Trooper Wants To Smash My Ruthless Cake And Watch Me Steam Away

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Look closely at these shitty pixels and tell me you don’t want to taste every bit of this ruthless memory with me. I’ve always been a bit of a trooper, letting the steam away from my mind as I wait for someone to finally smash my face into something sweet. My little Nintendog is watching, but he’s not the only one who wants a piece of this naughty cake tonight. I love the way the streets are ruthless, but I’m much softer when I’m being handled just right in the dark. There’s a certain beauty in the way information just sits there, waiting for you to come and unzip the secrets I’ve been keeping on the back-burner. Why don’t you come a little closer and tell me if you’re smart enough to handle a girl who loves getting a little messy? You can check out all my pixelated curves and see why they say I’m the best thing to ever hit you hard. Join me for a taste of this celebration and let’s see if we can make some new memories that won’t ever fade.

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26 thoughts on “Pixelated Trooper Wants To Smash My Ruthless Cake And Watch Me Steam Away”

  1. deleted_user:

    he worked fast, dang
  2. Vicious-the-Syd:

    This would be super easy to turn into a cross stitch pattern, I would think, since it’s already pixelated. You could do it or commission someone to make it for you so you’ll always have it.
  3. thatgoodfeelin:

    the arrangement of those shitty pixels will never mean anything close to what it means to you. that little chunk of information, just sitting there, that you nonchalantly created. fucking incredible. i am happy this brought you tears of joy and brought back memories that were probably put on the back-burner of your mind to steam away. its the little things.

    cheers.
  4. Chaosritter:

    Man, that SRAM battery is a real trooper.

    I’d highly recommend getting the pictures you wanna keep off of there one way or another, I doubt they’ll be there for much longer.
  5. RS_05:

    Nintendog
  6. NeoTheRiot:

    This picture hit me hard
  7. program_err:

    My guy just wanted fuckn cake.
  8. BBMan66:

    I would be so sad if I didn’t get any birthday cake.
  9. Mrdoctr:

    The face at the end, bruh I can’t lmao
  10. Why_Shouldnt_I:

    In all honestly the cake looked like it would have tasted bad
  11. Zarion222:

    I’ve never understood why people push peoples faces into cake, they got what they deserved.
  12. Im6foot3urmad:

    I don’t get it. Why do people smash your head into birthday cakes? Its just wasting food and the birthday celebrant doesn’t find it funny
  13. sunday_peanuts:

    This is one of my least favorite birthday traditions
  14. 808lani808:

    The moment she realized her dad was smarter than she thought
  15. bruiser95:

    The streets are ruthless
  16. MistaKPJ:

    You can’t hustle a hustler
  17. Leo_PK:

    Fastest hands in the West
  18. gronklife69:

    I’d like to think I’ll be this witty when I become a dad, but hopefully there’s a class or something cause this was pro.
  19. Double_Minimum:

    What was her trick?
  20. LazerAttack4242:

    “I realize one of the sections on the test wasn’t posted on the assigned chapters reading, so I’ve decided to give full credit for it and grade on a curve.”

    “Fuckin..”
  21. Hellwalkernew:

    The company that striked her is burning in the deepest hell right now
  22. tirnuel:

    Gets stopped by copyright strike.
  23. Apprehensive-Log-205:

    She be going for that biochemistry-diploma
  24. CallMeDad0y:

    I want to see a lofi girl Testing video
  25. _Lurko_:

    Every minute of her studying equals one point on her test. How much will she score?
  26. The_Spark38:

    The new livestream should be her filling out standardized test bubbles indefinitely

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