Looking at all of you holding so tightly makes my heart race and my body ache for a little attention. There’s something so incredibly primal about the way you apes refuse to let go, and I’m sitting here wondering if you can handle a different kind of big squeeze. My skin is glowing under these lights, waiting for someone with diamond hands to trace every curve and show me that deep fucking value you’re all talking about. Don’t just watch the charts climb when you could be watching me slide into something much more comfortable and naughty. I’ve disabled my own sell button because once you get a taste of this, you’re going to want to hold on until we both fold in ecstasy. The rockets are ready to launch, but I want to see if you’re brave enough to join me for a private moon mission that will leave us both breathless. Come tell me how much you like the stock while I show you exactly why staying retarded and horny is the ultimate winning strategy.
💎🤚 Baby!!!!
Unfortunately for you, we like the stock
💎🖐️ with my 1 share, sorry boys I’m poor!
Just got of the phone with my broker. I told them to modify my software to permanently disable my sell button. They asked if I was retarded – I said, “yes”.
💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🚀🚀
Did they actually lose 70 billion is this confirmation?
Time for a personal rant. I have always only bought ETFs and had no plan to invest in stock market. After hearing that RH banned GME ytd I rage bought one share from another app. What I wanna say is that if RH didn’t try to do shady shits I wouldn’t have even been here in the first place. And I’m sure there are many like me too.
Edit: RH hope you read this cuz the sentiment is definitely shared.
Guys… earlier today I casually told my mom I’m holding GME and gave her some links explaining the whole situation.
A few hours later she messaged me saying she bought 30 shares.
I’m just ready for the new movie in 2024
The Big Squeeze
Staring Paul Rudd as u/DeepFuckingValue
Leonardo DiCaprio as *Random greed HedgeFund manager
and Micheal Cera as random GameStop worker who always believed in the company with 100 shares.
In theaters (hopefully by then 🚀AMC) near you
I DON’T SEE A SELL BUTTON. 🦍 together 💪
HomerBets is the best Bets.
DFV HANDS
WE MUST HOLD UNTIL THEY FOLD