Stop letting Comcast and AT&T fuck you over and let me give you a sense of pride and accomplishment that actually feels delicious

As you watch these big corporations wring their hands over how to squeeze every last drop of money out of you, I’m standing here ready to offer a much more intimate kind of corruption. My curves are the only thing that should be captivating your attention while those greedy suits try to give every American the middle finger. Why focus on those boring reps when you could be admiring the way this lace hugs my body, promising a freedom that net neutrality could never touch? I know you’re tired of being spit on by the system, so come get lost in my eyes and let me show you a real sense of pride and accomplishment. It’s a dirty world out there where money wins the day, but in my private corner, the only thing winning is the heat between us. Slide into my world and let’s discuss how we can fight back against the apathy while I make you forget all about your Netflix streaming woes. I’m waiting for you to join the conversation and tell me exactly how you want to be represented tonight so we can see just how deep this corruption goes.


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27 thoughts on “Stop letting Comcast and AT&T fuck you over and let me give you a sense of pride and accomplishment that actually feels delicious”

  1. deleted_user:

    This shit made me laugh hard. Not even a wheeze.
    Then I remembered. Nobody would just have this idea randomly…. Then I realized. This happened to you didn’t it?

  2. WASTELAND_RAVEN:

    Companies like Comcast and At&t are just wringing their hands in excitement thinking of all the possible charges they can hit us for. Call/email your reps today guys and gals! Don’t let the piss in our faces and say it’s a sense of pride and accomplishment.

  3. ihadanamebutforgot:

    Glad this is everywhere *here,* but is it on Facebook and YouTube too? That’s where the dumbos that got us in this mess in the first place will see it.

  4. TheBadGuyBelow:

    IAmA citizen of America who is always screwed over by my representatives because I don’t have millions of dollars to bribe them into doing what I want them to do. AMA

    This net neutrality “vote” is a just a huge middle finger to every American in this country. I hope it is shot down, but I will not hold my breath. I really feel like once again, money and corruption will win the day and the American people will have their faces spit in….again.

    It really would be a nice change of pace if our elected representatives really represented us instead of just paying lip service. I don’t care what anybody says about this being because Trump was elected, this is what they have collectively wanted for a long time now, and either way, they were going to wear us down until there was no fight left against it.

    Maybe when people have to start paying for Facebook, or they can’t stream their Netflix or whatever else it will be worth their time and effort to do something. The apathy that lets these kinds of things happen is appalling.

  5. PM-ME-all-Your-Tits:

    What if you aren’t in the US?

    Edit: What can I do if I live outside of the US?

  6. kman2612:

    What is happening to the US? As a non-american, Everyday in the the news there is some issue that shows the US in bad light. The Hollywood sex scandals, Net neutrality, regarding elephant trophy hunting, the climate pact,etc. It’s like the govt is taking a step backwards, not forward. So sad to see this.

  7. Storm_001:

    ***That’s why always mute your mic***

  8. deleted_user:

    Do this for all blizz games.
    Only stream with appropriate banners etc

  9. helle69:

    actually made me laugh, great meme!

  10. Holy_TempIar:

    This is the best meme of the day xD.

  11. orkaorka_yt:

    Kowalski, analysis

  12. Blox_Channel_Youtube:

    maybe this is “When your stepsister moans in the background but you don’t wanna panic because you’re in class”

  13. Realtorbyday:

    I think when the dog joins the cat, he’s waiting for the cat to cuddle up to him.

  14. Fightfirewitbcn:

    Cats are like soccer hooligans, they headbutt because they love.

  15. Yrxora:

    Joule: is this spot taken is it okay if I just sit here okay

    Kelvin: HEY *whap* I love you and also move over

  16. LeanaCecelia:

    Omg this is precious

  17. Amphibious_squirrel:

    Loving the themed names.

  18. supersalt12:

    What a respectful pup

  19. scorpion252:

    I’m sorry I need this to be replicated atleast 32 more times for there to be a correct sample size. Sorry just a scientist /s need it for cuteness purposes

  20. leftvirus:

    Love the names.. at first i was like “watt?”

  21. Blutmes:

    It’s funny that the dog makes sure they don’t touch the cat. Cuz they probably know the cat don’t Wana be touched unless they initiate.

  22. yaboishin:

    _Mei removed from the game for controversial reasons_

  23. MotorHum:

    I really hope they succeed. It’d be so fuckin funny.

  24. jgoldblum88:

    Whenever I see Mei I will remember the leader of China looks like a fat diabetic anime bear

  25. gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM:

    This is the moment for all those Overwatch porn artists to step up for human rights

  26. keiisobeiiso:

    Notup to date, whats going on between cn and blizzard?

  27. MuramasaZesu:

    Mei: *If I’m going down, you’re going down with me!*

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