There’s something so incredibly arousing about watching my clever little Mynah work his magic while I lounge here looking this delicious. He’s been training so hard to pull off the ultimate heist, snatching up those crisp bills and bringing them straight to his favorite naughty girl. You can see the hunger in my eyes as I admire his shiny feathers and the way he knows exactly how to provide that sweet, dirty passive income I crave. Every time he drops a fresh treasure in my lap, I can’t help but feel a little wet with excitement at how well I’ve handled him. I love a partner who knows how to take what he wants, and tonight, I’m feeling particularly appreciative of his bad-boy behavior. Why don’t you come a little closer and tell me what kind of treasures you’d bring me if I trained you just as well? Check me out and join the conversation, because I’m waiting to see if you’re as bold as my bird. Don’t be shy about showing me your own version of a heist while we get a little more comfortable together.
as an american i can honestly say, i also, do not have slightest clue as to what the fuck is happening
A bunch of restaurant workers are missing their tips…
It won’t go to jail because it’s a Mynah
I am currently training the local crows in my village so when I turn up to my bus stop I can exchange food for treasure
So far I am just feeding the crows with no treasure in return
If we’re going to be labeled as a shitty country, then goddamn it, we’ll be the best shitty country in the goddamn world.
George Floyd was an African American man. Police were called over a supposed counterfeit 20$ bill. After he was in handcuffs and on the floor a white officer held his knee on George Floyd’s neck. He did this for nine minutes as George Floyd was telling the office that he couldn’t breath. George Floyd went unconscious and even after that the officer still held his knee there. George Floyd later died. This officer had a smirk on his face the entire time. This officer by the name of Derek Chauvin had 18 previous complaints against him. This officer should have never been kept on the force. There were other officers watching and they did nothing even with bystanders screaming.
“Passive income”
Bird probably pays its own food bill
He better get treats after each heist. 😤
how did you train him
Bruh its been 3 months since the toilet paper?
Karens took toilet paper for pandemic, then a police officer In Minneapolis killed a black guy and then there were riots because of it and the city is starting to look like the Nether in Minecraft
“It all started with a gorilla named harambe”
Canada be like “let’s just keep that border closed for a whiiiiile”
We started the year by blowing an Iranian General the fuck up and we ain’t even halfway done with the year yet. I’m finding that we Americans are looking for an excuse to kill each other now.