I love it when things get a little bit tricky, especially when I’m holding something as precious as your personal belongings in my hands. My mind is just as sharp as my curves, and I knew exactly how to tease the real owner into coming forward for a private encounter. Just imagine me standing there, plotting my next naughty move while the rest of the world worries about Civil War 2 or whatever drama is unfolding. I’m much more interesting than a catgirl, and I promise the way I handle your ID will leave you breathless and begging for more. You should really see the way I look when I’m being this clever; it’s a sight that deserves your full, undivided attention. Why don’t you come a little closer and tell me what other secrets you’re hiding in your pockets for me to discover? I’m waiting for someone as genius as me to join the conversation and show me exactly what they’d do to get their hands back on me. Check me out and see if you can handle the heat I’m bringing to this cold January morning.
Aight, imma go hybernate until 2022. Until then, only wake me for: the Second Coming, the second Cumming, Kanye becomes pres, or Elon finally gets us all catgirls. Until then peeps peace.
People really thought 2021 was gonna be better. 5 days in and we about to start Civil War 2
It’s just America. The rest of the planet is safe so far.
It’s December 37th, 2020
I enjoyed the brief lull of 2021. Those 5 days of semi-peace were the shit.
Ow well It’s just been Episodes 1 Of the War Arc Can’t wait for For Episode 2 Tommorow
I mean it’s going alright for the rest of the world or atleast my country it’s literally just America
That’s… actually kind of genius.
This was last year. I found a wallet on a Saturday morning, Finland, so police stations were closed, even if I left it in their mail box, it couldn’t have been retrieved until Monday. The wallet had their ID but I couldn’t find their contact info, so I left this note near the spot I found it to give the owner a chance to contact me and get the wallet back earlier, without revealing my info to the public, and to prevent random people calling me trying to get the wallet. They contacted me later that day and I verified them with the ID. I also asked the person to not share the contents of the note anywhere.
edit: People have been asking why I just didn’t check the address. Regular ID cards don’t have addresses printed on them here, it’s not required by law. It only had the name, DOB, SSN, country, photo, and some other unrelated info.
Also forgot to mention, I did try to check social media with that information, but couldn’t find them.
I thought it was pretty clever, basically using simple cryptography and a private key.
I wanted to share this somewhere, hopefully it fits here.
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Hah smart. I found an iPhone at post office. A worker told me she could keep it. The phone was unlocked so just in case i left a message on a whatsapp family group “hey i just found this phone im leaving it to the lady at the post office in [address]”
That’s very interesting! So assuming the person is older than 18 and younger than 95, there’s about 28k possible combinations!
1. Steal note
2. Replace note with one asking the owner to call me
3. After real owner calls me I ask them to verify their DOB again
4. Call OP and collect wallet
5. If the caller was lying about being the owner then just wait and repeat