Look at the way my body ripples just like that sweet, layered jello you’ve been dying to get a taste of. I know you’re staring at the way I move, imagining exactly how it would feel to finally touch what you’ve been watching. Every curve is a dope masterpiece waiting for you to come and slap it until I’m breathless and begging for more. I’m the magnificent icon you’ve been dreaming of, standing right here and waiting for your dirty hands to explore me. Don’t just watch me from afar when you could be part of my naughty little famyly tonight. I want to feel your eyes on me while I show you exactly how badass and spicy I can be behind closed doors. Join me right now to see the rest and let’s get into some seriously messy fun that you’ll never forget. Check out my latest shots and tell me which part of me you’re dying to eat first.
EA Games
*Ruin everything*
“Your payments have been inactive, you will be kicked from the game in 30 seconds…”
Edit: this comment gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.
“Aren’t you gonna eat some?”
*”Don’t you fucking touch it.”*
Jesus Christ. These people created an entire NYC store concept around jello?
I can’t believe I’m watching these people make jello.
I.. oh, layered jello, still it’s..
Ohh myyy. That’s pretty dope.
.. um. Famyly?
YLYMAF
But the word is backwards…
“We are FAMYLY!”
Why do I want to slap that so bad
At first I was like Christ 20 second to flip a pan, someone friggin edit. But then I saw the jello and honestly it could’ve been longer. Steve Jobs couldve worn his turtle neck and then dropped a curtain, trumpets and shit… that’s magnificent.
During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids’ photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”
Makes me sad, though. They deserve peace and happiness to continue
This man is a total badass. His family and his country must be incredibly proud of him. Hell, I’m proud of him and I’m a Canadian with no ties at all to Ukraine. I sincerely hope he makes it through this.
He used to be a comedian/actor. He made a hit show where he becomes the President of Ukraine accidentally. He ended up becoming a president in real life.
He’s becoming an overnight superstar. Well deserved.
A true man will do anything for his family and his community, he’s a true man, and a hero
Has anyone seen Putin’s family? He is afraid to show them and I doubt it was a happy family anyway.
He used to be a comedian, hopefully his jokes and presence can raise morale
Beautiful family… smile on his son is contagious
Inserting the card gives players a sense of accomplishment.
Notice how, like the website, there is no refund button
There isn’t even a game attached, you just put the card in and the controller drains your bank account. That’s it.
Love the ea roasting its so funny.
They are freemium without the free or the premium
“And for just $9.99 you can charge your controller for another half hour of gameplay!”