I’m leaning against this massive piece of history, feeling the raw, heavy power of 22 million pounds shifting slowly under my fingertips. There’s something so incredibly sexy about a structure this big staying perfectly functional while 25 men work it over in a literal gang bang of engineering. I love the way the light hits the stone, a visual masterpiece that makes me want to strip down and let you explore every inch of me right here. You should see the way I move when I’m being handled with this much precision; it’s a slow, rhythmic grind that never misses a beat. Why don’t you join the conversation and tell me if you’re the kind of man who likes to keep it strictly personal or if you want to be my next super spreader? I’m looking for someone who isn’t a hypocrite and knows exactly how to make the earth move without me even feeling the shift until it’s too late. Come check me out and see just how dirty I can get when I’ve got all this history and hard, heavy weight pressing against my back. I’m waiting for you to rotate my world 90 degrees and show me just how much stamina you really have.
Officers, thank god you’re here! Those men, they tried to have sex with me!!
“I ask everyone not to extend it to my homeland, or to my political community”
How can we not draw links to your political affiliation, chief? You fought tooth and nail to erase gay rights only to be caught fucking TWENTY-FOUR men.
Are we meant to just conveniently gloss over that minor detail?
Why is this SUCH a consistent thing? Anti-gay politician turns out to be hella gay. Just why?
Consider me interested as fuck.
25 men is a lot of men for a homophobe
> A source in the local police told the newspaper: “We interrupted a gang bang.”
Great newspaper quotes of our time.
He had drugs in his bag too. Damn, what a party.
Talk about your super spreader events…
“He announced his resignation as an MEP on Sunday, and asked people to treat the matter as “strictly personal” to him.
“I ask everyone not to extend it to my homeland, or to my political community,” he added.”
So “strictly personal” for him but not any other person that is LGBTQ. Got it.
“Oh and please don’t tell the people back home I’m a fucking hypocrite”.
> Szájer, who fronted Fidesz in the European Parliament, helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to “protect the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman,”
Because of course, it’s not enough for themselves to be in the closet, they need everyone else with them and if they won’t hide who they are then they must be shamed.
Fuck this guy.
Which apparently happens in quantity.
Two dozen I could understand, but 25? That’s perverse!
But why did they keep moving it back and forth?
Some people are so impatient. If they had just waited a few million years, plate tectonics would’ve done it for free.
Wait until you hear about them raising/moving the entire city of Chicago in 20 years with ZERO interruption to daily activities
There were people inside it as they moved it? I mean, 15″ an hour isn’t breaking any speed records, but I still wouldn’t want to be in that thing!