I’m sitting here looking absolutely delicious, just waiting for you to feast your eyes on every inch of my design 2. My curves are more dangerous than a town hall meeting in Kingman, and I know you want to explore every hidden hub of my tourism. I’ve got more moves than a macaroni salad has elbows, and I promise the view of my body is way better than any mosque fire. Why don’t you come a little closer and tell me if you’d pay ten million Saudi dollars just to get a taste of this perfection? I’m feeling so naughty that I might even let you use my softest parts to paint something beautiful across your hungry face. Don’t just stand there with your mouth open like you’re missing a full set of teeth; join me in the conversation and tell me exactly how you’d handle a girl this bad. Check out more of me if you want to see exactly how much trouble I can get into when the cameras stop rolling.
I’ve seen this before and still find it hilarious
“We’re not the ones causing violence, they are!”
*later*
“That [mosque] would look good in a fire!”
The video cuts off too soon!
The end where they say, no wonder you wouldn’t let us bring guns to this meeting was terrifying.
Loving the happy dance
I hope this is real. I really do. But so many tiktoks aren’t nowadays.
OK, so you’re all for design 2 🤣
“Let me show you how your town would change”
*camel time*
“OH HELL NO”
“I didn’t imply anyone here was racist. Of course not.”
“I am. I’m racist towards Muslims.”
Can I get a whoop whoop?
That one lady had more elbows then a macaroni salad
God damn it killed me when design 2 appeared and it was just waaaay bigger than the first design.
@ 1:08 “Your town will become a hub for tourism”
He couldn’t say a Mecca for tourists? Come on!
A clever move would have been to end it by saying something like, “Oh and all the residents of Kingman will receive a one-time payment of $10 million by the Saudi government for their support of the mosque.” Then let’s see their reaction…
“I’m racist towards Muslims!” Lmao the stupidity.
I think if the whole audience joins together they might be able to get a whole set of teeth together
– Paid for by the Clinton foundation
– That’s even worse than a mosque!
This is impeccable comedy timing. I REFUSE to believe that there’s not actors lmao
My favorite was the lady that gave him her pubes to make paint brushes.
My least favorite was the guy that said « konichiwa Ho Chi Mihn city » when asked to pretend to be Chinese
That little hop is priceless.
Making someone’s day anonymously is such a boss move. Love it!
id love for that to happen. but hot wheels would need to make a “shit box crown vic”.
edit: apparently im not the only one with an affinity for their old beater. its 17 years old, cost 500 bucks, over 200k miles, but it gets me to work everyday.
Lucky dude gets to drive a CTR AND gets a free matching Hotwheels. Some guys have all the luck.
Video by @need4zcars on tiktok
I’d like to luge. When I fly off the sled in turn one, they’ll see
Great idea. It drives me nuts how people who don’t have a prayer to remotely compete in competitive sports so readily critique athletes. My son used to compete in gymnastics, and trained for a while at an Olympic level gym. There were a few boys there, mostly it was hundreds of girls and young women, including a few Olympians. I would sit in the observation booth and listen to these overweight, out of shape parents watch these incredible athletes, every one of whom deserved nothing but admiration, and talk shit about them.
“Ugh, HOW many times do I have to TELL her to straighten those knees!”
“ELEVATE, JENNY, ELEVATE!!”
“She’s not pointing her toes! AGAIN!”
What I wouldn’t have given to watch one of those critical parents try any of those events for 30 seconds…
“ELEVATE Jenny’s mom, ELEVATE!”😂😂
I’d like the regular non-athlete to have one week of professional training beforehand so they at least get some basics/form.
Otherwise it’s just setting them up for failure for a laugh and doesn’t do as good of a job of showing just how impressive Olympic athletes are.
For some reason this reminded me of the guy in my highschool who gave so little shits about sports he ran a track event with a lit cigarette.
MF was like 6’5″ though and all the other guys his age were like 5’6″-5’10” so even a half ass jog from him was enough to get him first place…
This is me but with American Ninja Warrior. I know I wouldn’t get far, but I wanna see if I could even do any of it.
I volunteer myself as tribute. Then you’ll see how terrible the athletes are. I’ve had years of experience with wii sports and Mario and sonic Olympic games. None of my cousins have ever beaten me ( /s btw)