As I lay here listening to the bittersweet notes of Paranoid, I can’t help but let my fingers wander over my skin in tribute to a true legend. My curves are arched just right, soaking in the magical rhythm while I think about how the Lord of Darkness always knew exactly how to make a girl feel something deep inside. There is something so incredibly raw and naughty about mourning a legend while feeling this level of heat between my thighs. They say seventy-six years is a long time, but I want to spend every second of my own life being just as wild and uninhibited as those heavy metal riffs. I’m looking at my reflection and wondering who wants to come over and help me get through this heartbreak in the most physical, soul-shaking way possible. Don’t just stand there staring at my photo; come whisper those dirty, magical words in my ear and tell me how much you want to worship this body tonight. You need to see the rest of what I’m doing in the dark, so hurry up and check me out before the music stops. Let’s make some legendary memories that would make even the Lord of Darkness blush.
Guy in red: Welp, looks like she’s got this handled
Raised nearly $200 million for charity before his final goodbye, what a legend
“Paranoid” will always be one of my favorite songs ever. Rest in peace, Ozzy
I knew it would be soon but not this soon. World lost a legend.
Ozzy isn’t dead – legends never die
Words cannot describe how happy I feel that he got to do this one last time. It was like he was holding on for this last performance, and was at peace after. RIP Lord of Darkness.
Never thought I would tear up listening to Oz but this is magical and RIP legend!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire crowd is crying, like he was already dead up there.
Couldn’t watch it. Too bittersweet.
I’m listening to Paranoid. Feeling way more sad than I thought I’d be.
Why does 76 seem like a very long time and yet not nearly enough?
He wrote this with Lemmy from Motörhead. God it hits hard.
This song now sounds different to me… RIP Legend.
“He killed my mama bro. My mama she took care of me” that really broke my heart..
I lost my mum 6 years ago because of age and failing health. And it still hurts.
If she had been stolen from me, I like to think I would have done what these guys did.
Fuck that guy.
I ain’t seen shit. Dude must have tripped and fell.
losing your mom is the worst heartbreak you’ll ever go through… especially if you were super close with her. my world stopped when mine passed… & i still feel like it’s still on pause, even after 4 years.
fuck that guy.
Poor little guy. Happy that he is good now
Reasonable crash out
They have my full support
You can really see the pain in his eyes when he said “he killed my mama bro”. I wish he could have hurt the guy more💔
Why is dad not punching him in the face repeatedly?
I am a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt. It’s very cool to see the art used in self defense. But it’s a little scary to see someone pull guard in a self-defense scenario because *a lot* can go wrong, and situations that are perfectly safe in the gym can get ultra-dangerous very fast (e.g., an attacker can simply bash your head into the pavement, which can never happen in the gym). Generally speaking, gravity and pressure are your best friends.
Also, not sure what on earth the guy in red was doing, but thanks for sorta helping a little at a few points, I guess? lol
ETA: Lots of people citing an interview in which the woman says she “doesn’t even know Jiu Jitsu, and this was instinctual.” Sorry, no one in the world instinctually pulls guard and tries to set up a triangle choke, then transitions to mount, then uses cross-body top control when their opponent tries to scramble. Jiu Jitsu is extremely non-instinctual. She’s not very good at Jiu Jitsu, but I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that she studied it.
wtf is red shirt doing?? huh????
They unpacked his backpack out of his sight. This can be seen as planting evidence.
If he actually gets released because of this, the next day there will be an executive order ‘suspending’ Miranda Rights.
They emptied the bag, repacked it, searched it, and found a gun?
I’m in the UK so have no skin in the game here, but at this point, how on earth is he ever going to get a fair trial?
Hopefully this will FREE LUIGI!
Wait. They searched it in the Mc Donald’s – but didn’t find the gun until later?
Dude is gonna walk on that alone.
How the fuck lol damn
*Beware of a thin man in a profession where men usually are heavyweights.*
Just FYI for all, that is not a real sumo wrestler but just a white guy. Real sumo wrestlers know how to counter that move.
Reading the title gave me a very different expectation of how this would go.
Why is there someone or something blocking the initial stage of the throw? Seems sketchy???
The cat understands his feeling
There there, strange kitten. Mommy will make the bad memories go away.
Everything deserves to be ok.
What a pair of sweeties.
The way the cat pats the bed like here…. lay here
Edit- Spelling
meanwhile rick’s wife has put his life in danger over the toaster she sold on Facebook marketplace
The cops in my city have set up a “safe sale zone” near the station downtown. People never use it, then complain when the guy they’re selling their phone to in an alley just runs off with it.
Fair enough. If your Dad does go missing, he wants you to do a spot of shopping at Home Depot (perhaps grab a few garden supplies and some soft furnishings?) before calling the police. Not sure why he wants this, but who are we to argue?
Why behind the Home Depot?
nah thats literally CATFISHING for the sorry dude Rick
My local police station has a spot in front of the precinct for this
BEHIND Home Depo? I’d understand the front but behind? Definitely getting killed.