I know exactly what I was doing when I hit “send all” on this little masterpiece, and I love seeing you all squirm in your cubicles. My skin feels so soft under these lights, and I can almost feel your eyes tracing every curve while you pretend to be working on that spreadsheet. Don’t worry about HR; I’m far more interested in what you’d do to me on the office desk once the clock strikes five. Are you going to be the one to invite me over for those after-work drinks, or are you just going to sit there and drool over your screen? I’ve got a lot more to show you than just this little teaser, and the oomph meter is about to hit its breaking point. Come and tell me your filthiest thoughts in the comments, or better yet, find a way to help me with a few private things I’ve been craving. I’m waiting for someone brave enough to handle all this yummy heat without looking back.
Like the photo and comment 😂
Hope she comes over to help me with a few things
Report to HR
Take her on the desk in my office
She’s slowly revealing
Say hello and ask for a date 🤷🏽♂️
Drool over it, then flirt with her
HR
After work drinks
Invite her over
That’s 50shades and very yummy !!!
Remind her that using “send all” and choosing the employee directly does in fact send the email to everyone. Say a silent goodbye to her on the way out.
I keep on coming back to this post -the oomph meter is broken !!!
I’d ask her to go to the gym.
Sorry, you asked