Sliding into my new Canadian citizenship feels even better than a tight lace corset, and I’m ready to show you every inch of my celebratory glow. While the world obsesses over what could have been in that 2016 timeline, I’m focused on the heat radiating off my skin in this new northern home. Can you imagine how dirty we could get while discussing the legend who wrote the damn bill under these crisp, cool sheets? My curves are craving a little bit of political rebellion, and I want you to admire exactly how this naughty new citizen celebrates her freedom. Take a long, slow look at the visual feast I’ve prepared just for your eyes, because I’m feeling particularly appreciative of the beauty we can create together. Come closer and tell me if you think I’m the best candidate to lead you into a night of absolute, uninhibited pleasure. I’m waiting for you to join the conversation and tell me exactly how you’d handle a spicy girl like me in the Great White North. Check me out and let’s see if we can make our own history tonight.
The greatest election crime was how the democrats gave Killiary the 2016 primary. I think Bernie would’ve beat Trump
Canadians are born all over the world. Sometimes it just takes a little while for them to get here.
He should have been president…
Congratulations! May your new life be field with joy and new memories. ❤️
Always wonder what the timeline would look like if Dems made Bernie the primary in 16 after winning the popular vote.
There’s an alternate world where the older Dems don’t have their heads up their asses and listen to voters by not putting Clinton as their candidate in 2016 and Donald Trump is still trying out every business venture possible while failing miserably just like before he became president.
“I do know that, I wrote the damn bill!”
2016 Bernie timeline is thriving right now.
I don’t understand how any sane minded person could listen to one single conversation Bernie Sanders has ever had and not immediately understand how good a candidate he would be to lead a country like the US
Imagine if the Dems hadn’t ratfucked him to run one of the least likeable candidates in history
Is that the guy warning that the US has been turning into an oligarchy for the last 40 years?
I will never understand why USA citizens are so much against Bernie, its literally the only good choice I have seen in their elections.
“I wrote the damn bill!”
Y’all fucked up not having this absolute legend as your President. But nah, let’s all suffer.
This man could have been our president.
We failed this man TWICE!!
I explained to my maga mother the other day that if we had medicare for all she could have retired a few *years* ago.
The only reason she can’t for *another few years* still is because her medical insurance would be $800/m. And working is literally killing her – so we don’t think she is even going to make it to retirement.
She’s slowly starting to see past the brainwashing…
“I do know, I wrote the damn bill”.
LOL. Owned him!
Americans really fumbled not electing him president at least once.
Welcome home
That was me 14 yrs ago – big Congrats!!
I’m an American and completely understand this decision. I’m also insanely jealous.
Awesome. What country were you a citizen of before this?
One of us! One of us! ONE OF US!
Congratulations!
Sincerely, a Canadian!
Bravo! Et bienvenue ❤️