Fucking the elite 1% with my diamond hands and a sexy Robinhood spirit that leaves them scared and begging for mercy.

I love the way it feels to use my diamond hands for something so deep and meaningful, especially when it makes those rich boys tremble in their yachts. There’s a certain heat that rises when you realize you’re fucking the entire systemic oppression of the elite just by holding on tight and giving back to these kids. Watching those Nintendo Switches go to the hospital was a total turn-on, knowing my 50 shares are still making the big guys sweat and moan. You can see the glow on my skin because doing good is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and I’m just getting started with this delicious, naughty rebellion. I want you to come closer and tell me how much you love a girl who refuses to sell her soul or her position to those sensitive mfers. Slip into my comments or check out my other views to see how I keep things rising while the system tries to pull us down. Let’s talk about how we can take over the world together, one spicy and charitable move at a time.


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13 thoughts on “Fucking the elite 1% with my diamond hands and a sexy Robinhood spirit that leaves them scared and begging for mercy.”

  1. deleted_user:

    The real Robinhood

  2. Arred:

    They are scared of us.

    HOLD!

  3. 1artvandelay:

    Rich People: “You can close out your position but you can’t purchase additional shares”

  4. 1artvandelay:

    Rich people: “it’s okay for you to buy all the lotto tickets and scratchers you can or go to a casino but investing in gme or amc is too risky for you so we blocked you, your welcome”. Gtfo

  5. boofmeoften:

    Only room for the 1%. They must win 100% of the time and they will pull down the whole fucking system before letting the little guy get a single fucking win.

  6. Rydog814:

    Will somebody PPPUULLLEEEAASSEEE think about the rich people and their yachts?!?

  7. Nelsaroni:

    They just like their exclusive lifestyle and flaunting it in our faces. Idc for their lifestyle they can have all that shit, I just want to be comfortable. Gosh the wealthy are such sensitive mfers.

  8. ndu867:

    I didn’t have any position on GME ever, but I don’t understand how this isn’t the definition of systemic oppression. If you make it so only rich people can make money but not poor people, I couldn’t imagine a better way.

    People should be protesting this in the streets. They won’t because they weren’t affected, but in reality everyone was affected, just not in ways they could see. So nobody will speak up, because it’s not them..but you know the saying about how when they came for someone and you didn’t speak up because it wasn’t you, in the end when they come for you, there’s nobody left to speak.

  9. Rjdj789:

    You’re a great person. This is what the news doesn’t want you to see! You’d never see these wallstreet dinosaurs doing this.

  10. ninja4823:

    I LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMEZ!!!!!

    I LIKE HOLDING $GME SHARES PURCHASED WITH CASH!!!!!

    I LIKE SHOPPING AT GAMESTOP!!!!!

    Also, this guy (op) fuuuuuucks!!!!!!

  11. mooglekits:

    Fellow Minnesotan here with a kid being treated at Children’s. You did good, man, thank you!

  12. ArcHellar:

    Good on you bro, I like the stock. 💎👐

  13. ryanliao123:

    Good work brother 💎🙌

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