I’ve always had a taste for the finer, more dangerous things in life, and lately, I’m feeling like the ultimate Disney villain craving a bit of naughty chaos. As you watch me unfolding in real time, you’ll see that I’m much more than just a pretty face standing up for my own seductive constitution. There’s something so wet and wild about being this greedy, taking exactly what I want without a single consequence to slow me down. I love it when things get a little dirty, like a bird marking its territory or the way your eyes linger on every curve of my body while I tease you. My government might be in a crisis, but between these sheets, I promise a consensus on one thing: I’m the most delicious poison you’ve ever tasted. I have the balls to show you exactly how good it feels to be this bad, so why don’t you come a little closer and tell me your deepest, darkest thoughts? Check out my private gallery if you’re ready to see how I handle a real nuclear explosion of pleasure. Join the conversation with me right now and let’s see if we can make your day even better than that poor little bird’s.
Puppernator
This’ll be front page in no time
For all the talk about DEI being a detriment to this country, I am mostly seeing minorities stand up for the constitution during the countries biggest crisis.
It is so refreshing to see someone speak out loudly what we all are thinking. It is absolutely crazy to see what is unfolding in real time, and especially how Trump does whatever he wants seemingly with no consequences, yet.
Love this. This is the America I recognize and respect. Sad that there isn’t consensus on very basic facts though🤡🇺🇸
I wish Ronald Reagan could see this.
I want him to know that the end result of all of his American government bad mind poison was that his beloved Republican party decided that the enemy of the American government was their friend.
I’m sure Putin only has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world aimed at everybody I’ve ever loved as like a funny joke to own the libs.
Says the video is ‘no longer available’. Any idea why?
Ah the new twitter notifications.
I see you got my message.
Thank the Democrats! Every single one of them voted in favor of Net Neutrality. And no duh, this issue has 83% popularity in the USA. Yet 94% of Republicans opposed it. It will be an uphill battle in the House, but it shouldn’t be.
Just try to convince me there’s no difference.
Sounds like you’re having a better day than the bird.
Bank: takes it again
they say it’s good luck when a bird shits on you, but bad luck when it dies in your house. pretty sure you’re even stevens in this case.
I mean there’s days I wanna shit on my keyboard and die. This bird had the balls to do it.
Does this make you an official Disney Villian?
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone
That’s a bad omen.
[Serious] Call animal control. Usually if a bird just up and dies like that, it’s carrying some form of disease. Let them test it.
I would check your house for carbon monoxide levels.
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue…
Call your county health department. They may ~~wavy~~ want to collect the bird and see if it was carrying West Nile.
hide, dont leave your house, dont answer the door or phone, be like a person shaped hole in the universe
Ah Arnold Schwarzenegger didnt expect that. Take care Arnold if you see this
Hi, Schnitzel!!
Will you be making another thread for the House vote as well?
>That survey found that **after the issue was explained to them**, 83 percent of respondents, including 89 percent of Democrats and 75 percent of Republicans, favored keeping the Obama-era rules.
lmao. key wording bolded.
Remember that in a few months we’re going to have to repeat the cycle because of the 47 people on the senate who voted no.
Something something win the battle, but the war’s long from over 🙁
Eat shit Ajit
\*drinks from an even larger Reese’s mug
Just messaged my congressman: “I know folks are in the midst of celebrating the win for net neutrality but I know that there’s a long and difficult road ahead. The road leads through the offices of you and your colleagues. I pray that you and others will consider how important equal and unrestricted access to the information superhighway is. How much do you trust your cable provider? Do you truly believe that they and other market players will act to the benefit of the people? If we as consumers had choices, perhaps things would be different. I consider myself blessed to have access to a local fiber based system. Others are not so fortunate. The Cox, ATTs and DirecTVs of the world will always and forever act only in their best interests. Not long ago, you were paying your phone bill by the minute. That rapidly changed to an unlimited plan. Do you think it cost more to maintain the network then than it does now? There’s the difference: an unregulated market works when the consumer has a choice. I know that it’s unlikely you’ll read this message but if people like me remain silent, you’ll only hear the loudest and stupidest of your constituents. If you ever want to meet wth me, I’ll buy the coffee.”
This is a big win for us all, but we have to remember to still stay vigilant in the future, this will likely be a fight for years to come.
there’s the house to go through
and trump
hopefully politicians finally get it through their heads that the public wants this
Reminds me of that vid of that kid buying his dead dads patrol car and some dude outbid him and broke his heart but gives him the keys, pretty wholesome stuff.
Do I hear Two dollars
Two dollar hous.
Any one want a two dollar house….
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Seriously?
Two dollars.
Anyone?
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No?
Well… Shit
Ugh… My heart… Can’t take this much wholesome
People did this in the 1930 a lot. Harder now with international buyers on the phone with the auction. Good for them.
Bruh people around here wouldn’t do that there assholes