Watching those stiff men march by makes me crave a much more intimate, filthy kind of celebration for this 250th anniversary. I’m bringing back that 2012 optimism with my curves on full display, and I promise I’m way more satisfying and wet than any PSY video or Steve Ballmer dance. Forget those long, frustrating wait times at the call center because I’m available right now, and my customer service is extremely hands-on and incredibly slutty. My body is a visual masterpiece of raw lust, and the way this outfit clings to my moist skin is meant to make you ache for a private parade. I want to feel your hard hands exploring every inch of me while the world remains distracted by the boring soldiers and their rhythmic steps. You should join the conversation with me and tell me your naughtiest fantasies about what we could do in the back of a military transport. Please check me out and see the rest of my spicy gallery, because I’m ready to show you just how deep my optimism goes. I’m feeling so seductive and hungry for your touch, so don’t keep a girl waiting when there are so many dirty ways to celebrate this era.
No shade on the poor soldiers who had to participate in this, but he knows Kim Jong Ung is going to be rolling on the floor. No nuclear missiles. No giant square filled with animatronic soldiers in dress uniform. No lineups of beautiful women in traditional dress doing interpretive dance.
Just the same kind of vehicles lots of us see on the highways in convoy sometimes.
Maybe someone will make a mock-up including the little green soldiers from Toy Story, that would make it fun to watch again
We didn’t know how good we had it.
I wish i could wake up in 2012
PSY in my opinion is the Kpop group that popularized Kpop itself
PSY was a fluke. The world wasn’t ready.
Was that Steve Ballmer clapping off-beat at the end?
Were his concerts just him playing that song 17 times in a row?
2010-2016 was a very optimistic era.
then it all goes down to shit.
Also how often do the menu options actually change?
“We’re currently experiencing a normal volume of inadequate staffing. Please try your call again later.”
The entire call centre industry activated these messages during Covid and forgot to turn them off again
Edit: I can’t believe how many people thought I seriously think they “forgot”. Sarcasm people, sarcasm.
I especially like calling a place as soon as it opens and getting the voice saying that then hanging up
“We are experiencing a lower than usual mumber of callers! Someone will be with you immediately!”
“Wha-”
“HELLO! THIS IS TANYA AND I KNOCKED OUT 3 OTHER PEOPLE IN ORDER TO TAKE YOUR CALL IN THE FASTEST WAY POSSIBLE!”
“So I’ve been having trouble lo-”
“I HAVE RESET YOUR PASSWORD AND USERNAME, DONE YOUR TAXES, AND HAD YOUR CAR WASHED, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE I CAN HELP YOU WITH TODAY. PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE FOR A SURVEY.”
*click*
“How the fuck is it 12 minutes before I called them?”
It can be, actually.
If the call volume is consistently (defined by whatever timeframe) increasing, then the average (defined by the same parameter) will always be less.
This should, however, be a pretty major concern for whomever is leaving this as a pre-recorded response to an inbound call… talk about negative advertising, given that these messages are invariably to a support desk of some sort.
I used to do forecasting for call centres. Most of the time, leadership won’t hire to the level that would allow shorter wait times.
I don’t think he was falling asleep. He was bored as hell, just like everyone else.
His marriage seems to be going well, he’s sleeping next to Melania a lot lately.
that crazy big thing you wanted for Christmas that looked so good on TV. Then Santa brought it and… just wasn’t what you thought…
“Sleepy Donald” – just to use his own words. Cute.
Why is Walt fucking Nauta, the valet from Mar a Lago who deliberately hid documents ahead of an FBI investigation sitting behind the president?
Rhetorical question but I was like.. is thathim.. ugh.