Slide into this tan suit with me and witness how fucking professional I can be while I make the world watching me tremble. Every inch of this fabric clings to my curves in a way that is absolute insanity, leaving just enough to your imagination. You know you want to see what’s happening underneath this press conference exterior, where things get real and much more naughty. I’m the newest shitposter in your dreams, daring you to handle how cooked and delicious I look in this lighting. Don’t just stand there staring at my fallen world beauty; I want you to come closer and tell me exactly how fucking dare I tease you like this. Let’s start a conversation that would make an elected official blush and leave you begging for more of my spicy secrets. Check me out and let’s get into some trouble together before the rest of the world realizes what they’re missing. I’m waiting for you to break all the rules with me tonight.
I remember the time, when the president wearing a tan suit was newsworthy, because it was the most outrageous thing he had done. I miss those times.
Defending this is absolute insanity.
Dawg….what the fuck is this…
Is that the fucking ChatGPT filter??
Regardless if its making fun of a fentynal dealer, this is tactless and unprofessional to post on an official page of whats meant to represent us as a nation. Stop with this whole “uhhh the context is” bullshit.
I had to check if this was real. It is
Every day it becomes clearer just how cooked we are. I hope the rest of the world continues to stand up to this, and protests here need to continue. There will come a point where we can no longer be ignored.
the white house is now twitters newest shitposter
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Using a Studio Ghibli filter from ChatGPT to portray fascism by the White House is such a symbol of the current era.
God…just viewed that post on twitter, so hateful. What happened to us. We live in a fallen fucking world.
“There’s no way, I don’t think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching”.
\- a real comment from a real elected official after he wore this suit
Suit looks good on him.
A lot of you may be too young to remember, but at the time this was the most stressful thing an entire generation of fully-diapered conservatives ever had to witness
How fucking dare he?!?!?!
I mean, he could’ve married three times, no problem.
He could’ve cheated on all three of his wives, no problem.
He could’ve married two immigrants, no problem either.
His third wife could’ve been an illegal immigrant at some point, but no problem either.
Or his first wife could’ve died in mysterious circumstances and buried on one of his golf courses, not a problem.
Or get caught having multiple affairs, one of them with a stripper. No. Problem.
Or said that he could’ve dated his daughter Malia if she were older. Not. A single. Problem.
But a tan suit?
Fuck him.
Biggest presidential debacle in our entire history. Only nearly eclipsed by a fist bump with his wife He was so selfish and reckless with “our” office, wasn’t he? Oh wait..
Jesus Christ dude, put the NSFW tag on this posting.