Guarding this gorgeous man in court is the hardest job I have ever had because all I want to do is run my fingers through the only real head of hair in the room. He looks so breathtakingly handsome af in that tight body armor, making every woman in the building wish they could be his private jury for a night of naughty interrogation. While everyone talks about his trial, I am just standing here admiring how his beauty has only intensified behind bars, turning this legal circus into my own personal movie. It is impossible not to feel a little dirty watching him move, knowing exactly how much heat is radiating off his tall and fit frame. I am ready to give him a very private verdict if he is willing to show me what is hidden under that tactical gear. Come join the conversation with me and tell me your wildest fantasies about our favorite handsome rebel, or check me out if you want to see the view from my side of the handcuffs. You know you want to dive into these spicy details with a girl who gets to stand this close to absolute perfection.
Are people with hair not allowed to guard him?
“He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.”
I dunno, I heard that recently somewhere.
I think it’s hilarious that during Andrew Tate’s arrest, he ended up looking like a 60 year old crack addict. This dude seems to have perfected his beauty in county jail lmao
Edit: Don’t forget to say “Allegedly” if you’re talking about his current case!
This looks like a movie where they’re guarding the last man with hair in the world
Why is he the only one with hair?
Trial by jury.
“Not guilty.”
Omg a new Luigi pic
Dude is handsome af
Guess they don’t need 175 cops to escort him after all.
Lol why is he in body armor? Nobody wants to hurt him. So much political theater.