My big meaty weapon of mass destruction is way too thick for the TSA to handle

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Looking in the mirror, I can’t help but admire how this heavy, meaty weapon looks bursting out of my underwear today. I know you’re all wondering exactly how many inches of thick pleasure I’m packing, and trust me, it’s even bigger and better than it looks. The TSA agents can’t keep their hands off me because this kind of heat definitely counts as a weapon of mass destruction. I love the way the light catches every curve of my body, making it impossible to hide just how delicious and thick I really am. Why don’t you come over and see if you can handle the weight of this hottie for yourself? I’m feeling so naughty and ready to play, so tell me, where exactly would you like to feel this big cock first? Don’t be shy; I want to hear every dirty thought you have while you stare at what I’m hiding. Join the conversation below or come find me for a much closer look at what makes me so irresistible.

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222 thoughts on “My big meaty weapon of mass destruction is way too thick for the TSA to handle”

  1. camiladivina_25:

    So big and meaty
  2. Cory0515:

    I can’t blame them, I would pay you down too.
  3. deleted_user:

    God damn those proportions… would look great fking standing missionary
  4. mouthfullyyours:

    it looks sooooo heavy
  5. Agile-Teaching-5596:

    Need a bigger mirror
  6. angelirebeli:

    My goodness 🫣
  7. ThrowRAsp22:

    Wow🫦 that size
  8. Ur_gurlll:

    Mirror mirror on the wall.. where is his dick, is it big or small
  9. RainTrue4828:

    so strong! \^\^
  10. austrianguy27:

    Omg so big 😍
  11. mostdominantmommy9:

    Show mommy that little cock
  12. jmg92010:

    So very sexy! If you ever make it to Denver you’re invited to my swinger parties
  13. No_Yogurtcloset_5152:

    I want to
  14. BeautifulWrangler786:

    Can you hide that inside my ass?
  15. abbygirl233:

    I just signed up to help with the tsa shortage
  16. RainTrue4828:

    so handsome!
  17. ManaMaple:

    beautiful
  18. DennaNaba:

    Maybe i have a gift for you
  19. Normal-Ant-7742:

    Happy Birthday. Nice taught balls
  20. aw304:

    Hottie 🔥
  21. Loud_Quality_7106:

    Sp handsome 
  22. gr3_g0ry:

    happy birthday handsome! 🫶
  23. theneighborupstairs:

    It’s my birthday to brobro! Congrats to us spicey Pisces!
  24. EvelineL:

    At first glance I thought your dick had armour.
  25. camiladivina_25:

    Yummy balls are full
  26. iggyboo0914:

    Happy birthday and would love to blow out your er candle 🙂😈 You are a very attractive guy with a nice cock and balls
  27. Marr2244:

    So fit and hot 😏
  28. Jazzlike_Aspect6033:

    The TSA checks you because you are carrying a weapon of mass destruction.
  29. chrissysaysso:

    Happy Birthday 🎉🎁🎊
  30. Emotional-Ad7329:

    Damn dude
  31. Imdaman2k2:

    Weapon of ass destruction
  32. SubjectNice3526:

    Because that cock is a weapon oh my 🥵🥵
  33. donutcake5:

    Uh…how many inches is that thing, exactly???
  34. Terry-Propst:

    Because they are Jealous. 😁😋🤤🫠🤑😁👍👏🙌
  35. a510runner:

    Wow.
  36. alex_peterson1:

    I wish I was a TSA agent and the one who is patting you down! 🤤that’s beautiful and looks delicious 🤤🤤🤤👍🏻
  37. HiddenHorse925:

    💪🏽🔥🍆 T H I C C K
  38. BigEasy70347:

    Could they just be copping a feel?
  39. A_Reddit_User_1010:

    Of course we do. Your native Scandinavian people are beautiful, like you.
  40. bloombloompow:

    Happy birthday! You’re so hot 🥵🥵
  41. Cory0515:

    I’m going to Norway in May.
  42. jdg1616:

    Happy birthday sexy!!
  43. goddess-lexc:

    mhm well hello there
  44. imalamb:

    As a woman in the US, I *really* like guys I need to get a passport to see IRL…
  45. TheGramMadam:

    Happy birthday!
  46. RazzmatazzLow9022:

    First time I’ve seen a Scandinavian guy, huge cock and great body
  47. the_niceboy:

    Happy Birthday! You‘re looking very handsome and hot mate
  48. austrianguy27:

    Yeah
  49. DennaNaba:

    Really a lot
  50. awkwardtaker:

    I do!
  51. Conscious-Platypus92:

    Omg, you are so thick, daddy 💦😈
  52. mingawampire:

    Happy Birthday sweetie
  53. DennaNaba:

    And we are all happy for that
  54. makormark302:

    Happy birthday you sexy man!!! Your birthday suit looks good!!! 😍
  55. angelfunnyangel:

    So handsome 🤭
  56. AdFeeling1980:

    happy birthday!! giving you my body as a present
  57. Sad_Inevitable_7863:

    nice
  58. RainTrue4828:

    this hairy chest tho!
  59. MarieSC21:

    Yes please..keep doing that 👏🏻
  60. ucdavisdude:

    Hot
  61. DandeyFlour:

    You’re a gorgeous man.
  62. UpbeatForever4741:

    Happy birthday! Good lookin guy
  63. Kennzway69:

    WOW! Damn near perfect dude! Such a nice cock! 😈
  64. gr3_g0ry:

    thank you for your service to this sub 😭🙏🧎‍♀️
  65. Hi_my_name_is_Marsha:

    Oh my
  66. jmg92010:

    You’re stunning, absolutely gorgeous
  67. Klutzy-Actuator4002:

    Your birthday..my fun
  68. Upstairs_Ad8532:

    A hole is a hole!!!
  69. angelirebeli:

    I’m here for it 🔥
  70. byteofblush:

    Cute little ass!
  71. CBassTian:

    Perfectly toned hairy body & hot fat cut cock, What’s not to like?
  72. good_girl1133:

    Fuvk yess
  73. IamMacCrae:

    As someone who’s spent time in Sweden and Finland, I can 💯 say I really love and enjoy a nice Scandinavian man and cock. One of the best lovers if not the best, was an incredible man from Scandinavia
  74. Ok-Match-6685:

    Oh hey lol
  75. Snoo82995:

    Amazing size
  76. deleted_user:

    perfect 😍😍😍
  77. camiladivina_25:

    Yummy white cock
  78. DennaNaba:

    Just perfect
  79. PhattyFemboy142:

    Sexy af
  80. oneiricpurple:

    Nice tits 😍😝
  81. Jewels_5656:

    Give me it all
  82. FamilarShroomShape:

    It’s a good looking dick
  83. GRboy96:

    Hot 🥵
  84. the_niceboy:

    Looking hot af, amazing body and dick
  85. Surrender-20:

    Bro your hot af
  86. Jaimybergen:

    Perfecttt
  87. angelfunnyangel:

    Too fine
  88. crystal_bunnie97:

    You’re so hot😍
  89. gr3_g0ry:

    YOU’RE SO CUTEEEEE
  90. ataatia:

    My Grandpa Opa looked alot like your photos (minus erection and cock). I would not have seen it. He died 15 years before i was born… His smile and haircut from ww2 was so similar to you
  91. flirty3399:

    Always so hot!
  92. verylowkey321:

    Apparently I do
  93. Cory0515:

    You can come over here
  94. french_fantasyy:

    sometimes a car’s all you need
  95. Successex:

    Everything beautiful! Face, eyes, chest, nips, legs, cock, balls, ass! Id milk you anytime!
  96. OldBeautiful3553:

    😍
  97. Ok-Room-9630:

    I will help you out
  98. Gizmo_201707:

    So sexy
  99. TheOtherWoman6969:

    So hot
  100. RainTrue4828:

    handsome!
  101. Perfect_Repeat5918:

    you’ll feel better deep inside me🫦
  102. Effective_Music_5880:

    This handsome guy is a really hot Scandinavian i seen so far
  103. crystal_bunnie97:

    😍😍
  104. DennaNaba:

    Looking good
  105. Patient-Suspect1373:

    I do now! 😎Hot🔥😎
  106. Gizmo_201707:

    Very sexy! 😍
  107. willn383:

    Hot
  108. Public-Ad8915:

    I think I just fell in love.
  109. FamilarShroomShape:

    You’re looking good too
  110. West-Jackfruit2967:

    🔥🔥🔥
  111. Jaimybergen:

    Looking giod
  112. TinyCumDoll:

    😳
  113. AnnieApples2:

    Looking good too
  114. obtronic-system878:

    Scandinavian guys are very popular, everyone what’s one.

    Especially me!😏❤️
  115. abbygirl233:

    Looking amazing
  116. Hi_my_name_is_Marsha:

    Someone get me a ticket to this Olympics pleez
  117. coloursoffxx:

    My girlfriend likes what she sees 👀
  118. Agreeable_Volume9721:

    So amazing to watch you. If every man had a body and moves like yours there would be a law enforced to not wear any clothes.
  119. Distinct-Carpet-1608:

    Watching it bounce around is so hot
  120. QuinoAquino:

    Wow, you look like a greek god. Amazing body, great body hair, beautiful penis, great ass. 😍
  121. Marr2244:

    So hot and looking so athletic! 😏
  122. countrycurious97:

    Looking good sir
  123. gr3_g0ry:

    holy calisthenics 😭
  124. toxicojos:

    Never 🔥💦🔥
  125. madonna-debabylon-57:

    Your butt is delicious. I swear, it looks like the butt of a Greek statue.
  126. avjrindallas:

    Yum
  127. Hot2go119:

    So yummy
  128. SlipperyWhenWet4072:

    Perfect size. Thick. Just how I like it
  129. willn383:

    Oh wow
  130. Crimsonstorm-1:

    Hot
  131. imalamb:

    🫦
  132. greendragonfly124:

    I’ll make you fit
  133. seokjinnie28:

    Fuckkk i love that stache so muchhh
  134. TopAnimator6718:

    100% agree
  135. FamilarShroomShape:

    You are meant for breeding
  136. Soft_Return9093:

    May I help you?
  137. DennaNaba:

    I need to try you
  138. sarah_angell:

    so hot 🥵🔥
  139. AnnieApples2:

    Yes to whatever you want.
  140. PhattyFemboy142:

    Your chest and back make me wanna hold you tight in missionary
  141. TheGramMadam:

    I do!!!
  142. Jewels_5656:

    Ohhh breed me up
  143. West-Jackfruit2967:

    Agree. This was a funny way to do that. Awesome haha
  144. lemony_toes_69:

    as you should be when you look like that
  145. SlipperyWhenWet4072:

    You’ll feel better with me riding your cock
  146. Jaimybergen:

    Hahaha nice
  147. Quirky_Joke_1953:

    🥵
  148. Brandonpeeksin:

    agreed…😊
  149. BeautifulWrangler786:

    Oh for sure. I’m keeping my hands palm open on that beautiful hairy chest. Handsome guy!
  150. Sea_Recording558:

    yesss baby so hotttt 😍
  151. StunningPainter8469:

    Agree
  152. Dougster3235:

    🎶It’s raining men. Hallelujah!! 🎶
  153. CopperDragonFruitPDX:

    😋
  154. FamilarShroomShape:

    2
  155. Personal_Career7674:

    Crazyyy core body strength
  156. RutabagaWise:

    😮‍💨
  157. Fun-Cub360:

    Last ones my favorite
  158. mspguy80:

    It’s true. That is a first for me. Ha
  159. Ill_Branch_7114:

    3 ☺ wonderful body and a cutie<3
  160. callingM3Dutch:

    Never seen this for sure. Well done.
  161. ckent2750:

    Pic 4 is amazing.
  162. Anxious_Web4785:

    damn thats thick 🤤
  163. sugar11-:

    But why? Lol
  164. byteofblush:

    LOVEEEE #2!!
  165. Danibelle0703:

    Either 2 for the butt or 3 for the public
  166. StunningPainter8469:

    2 & 4
  167. AvaholicLife:

    Been watching fails all day and for some reason I thought you were gonna slip on your load 🤣
  168. StrawberryLeap:

    It’s gonna be 3 for me
  169. Top_Cryptographer678:

    Would love to see that with audio
  170. Drivertoo99:

    Jesus, had to turn my phone upside down to see you come up! And catch your facial expression. Hot as hell. 🥵
  171. Additional-Swing8462:

    Wow
  172. Rare_Camp_4969:

    😂😂😂
  173. Cool-Cupcake1704:

    Amazing!
  174. deleted_user:

    Mmm, I see its a stick shift 😉
  175. Cocteauttwins:

    holy fuck
  176. MissionEstate6132:

    You are a superior male.
  177. angelfunnyangel:

    I do ;3
  178. Hot_bunny04:

    Let me between those legs 😍
  179. zensan1479:

    I hope you shoot massively
  180. More-Cake837:

    Dm me. F21
  181. chubby-bunnyslut:

    Big agree!
  182. Inevitable-Job-4560:

    Yep
  183. COCONUTwatercontent:

    Agreed . “Poke” it me 😉
  184. deleted_user:

    Omg yes all day. I’d never let you wear clothes
  185. KellytheHairyWitch:

    I hope you face fuck me 🤤
  186. DWSithLord:

    Absolutely
  187. seokjinnie28:

    Oh fuckk please do
  188. JaymesAgain:

    I think the game says that to every player.
  189. KatThePinayVixen:

    So handsome! Hope a compliment from a 39 yo fit Filipina hotwife isn’t too much 😉
  190. Public_Tip_8353:

    I’d milk u so hard with my body 18F
  191. good_girl1133:

    Daddy
  192. Few-Dragonfruit2023:

    Hung nerds are always so fucking hot 
  193. LeastBlacksmith665:

    pv
  194. you_cangetlost:

    All of them but 2,3 &5 🫦😉
  195. jb19333:

    4 🫦
  196. Jewels_5656:

    I’ll be over stud
  197. DiscGymBro:

    In the car 🔥
  198. deleted_user:

    Yes sir. I want you so bad
  199. Beautiful-Spread-912:

    Omg yes please
  200. Wrong_Bug5169:

    Yes please. Perfection
  201. Majestic_Chesh8729:

    Number 1 got it! 👏👏👏😋💪😄👑🎉💖
  202. palmtree979:

    Yum
  203. natasha_xob:

    I am
  204. travelnurse69:

    I would worship you🤤
  205. Severe_Pea_8136:

    2 is fantastic…but then there’s 5. 😍 the lighting is pretty hot.
  206. Armix369:

    4
  207. GREEDYGNYC:

    2
  208. voltaic711:

    #2 wow
  209. Expensive-Storm7647:

    Very much like 😋🖤
  210. missmistyy_:

    Wow youre so sexy!!😍
  211. altbimbo:

    Yes
  212. nEscape:

    Like, how many times a day are we talking?
  213. SammiSmash:

    Only if you let me fuck your face first. Note, there is always a risk of drowning and/or asphyxiation. 😛
  214. YOUNGMANSPERMLOVER:

    Yes
  215. Individual_Ad5346:

    I can definitely tell you yes but nobody’s done it to me yet really want somebody to just make me
  216. TikTatsToes:

    👀👀
  217. MySexyBooty12:

    what a big toy mmmm
  218. Flat_Charity_7429:

    Sexy af!
  219. PomegranateGlum9883:

    Nice..
  220. OperationSweet8417:

    🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️
  221. PrvtTK:

    You look fun to choke on
  222. Puzzleheaded-Ruin84:

    That sleeve is as beautiful as your cock! 😍😍😍

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