There’s something so incredibly erotic about watching this little garter snake slither right up to my doorstep with his tiny treasure. He’s like a miniature dragon starting his hoard, and I can’t help but admire how his sleek, scaly body glimmers under the sun while he guards that lucky penny. Seeing him hold that cent makes me wonder if he’s waiting to pay for a taste of something much sweeter and more submissive. His hard copper head is just begging for me to reach down and show him exactly how much I appreciate a well-endowed hunter. I’m feeling so naughty watching his tongue flicker, imagining all the dirty thoughts he’d have if he could see what I’m wearing—or not wearing—just inside. I love a creature who knows the value of a good cent, and I’m ready to show you my own private hoard if you’re brave enough to come closer. Tell me, do you think his presence is a sign of good luck, or are you just dying to slither into my inbox and find out for yourself? Come join the conversation and tell me what you’d do with a wealthy, talented snake like this between your fingers.
The wealthiest snake I’ve ever seen
Aww, little guy thinks he’s a dragon. He’s gathering his hoard.
That’s why they call it a copper head
Penny for your thoughtssssss
Hiss must have been counting the money again…
I bet it’s hunting. It looks like it picked up the cent.
Give a penny, snake a penny.
Huh, is that a sign of good luck, or bad luck?
It knows it’ll be a collector’s item and will be worth more than a penny.
It’s a Garter Snake. Cool. They’re the good guys, and harmless.