Watching me move with these over-the-top animations is enough to make anyone’s heart race with pure desire. I love playing with my toys and showing off just how well I can handle a reload, especially when things get a little animated and messy in my apartment. You won’t be able to take your eyes off my dangled arms and the way I make every mundane object feel like a badass weapon in my slender hands. There is something so deliciously naughty about the way I handle that huge caulk, and I know you’re dying to see what else I can make disappear for you. I take pride in every wicked awesome movement, ensuring that every inch of this performance is as delightful and seductive as you ever imagined. Come a little closer and tell me which part of my reloading technique got you the hardest while you watched. You really need to check me out more often if you want to experience the full, over-the-top beauty of what I can do when I’m feeling playful. Let’s get a little closer and see if we can make some magic happen together tonight.
Amazon Prime: thanks for paying for this. Now please pay to watch it.
I love that the toaster sounds like an M1 Garand.
Get some toast with that delicious sound.
Netflix: We will give you all the seasons of a show except for the last one, sound good
These are all excellent. Those over the top movements are crucial!
Something about the way his arms float unnaturally and dangle in the air with over-exaggerated movements make this believable as a mod for an FPS. Well-acted.
I like how he makes the pencil disappear.
The movements are so animated and over the top. I love this so much
Couldn’t take my eyes off that huge Caulk..
The animation in this new Team Apartment 2 game is top notch!
Ok the wallet and the lamp got me.
Well that was delightful as heck.
Something about the way they move their arms looks like it’s CGI, like the movements remind me of Sid from Toy Story.
the hand movement when reloading the tiny orange plastic gun is too accurate!
I don’t comment much but when I do. It’s for something wicked awesome.
Nice job.
The dyson hit close to home. I feel like a bad ass every time clean the filter
This is genius lol
The problem with Netflix is that they give you one season of a show every three years
But weekly anime is stopped by Netflix. They release the entire anime together only after 1 season is completed. Which takes like 3 months
I thought it was less “people will be talking about it longer” and more “if we release the episodes weekly, we can prevent people from just watching the whole thing in the 7-day trial”
You misspelled “because we want for you to be subscribed to our paid service for longer.”
Not that Disney puts out insane stuff, but I’d definitely rather wait every week for a good show than get a full season of garbage at once.
Yeah. A whole season… of 8 eps
It’s the entire opposite regards shows made by other companies.
Like, what’s the point of adding South Park with just 3 random seasons?