There is something so incredibly delicious about the way the light hits my skin, casting a yuge, dominant shadow that looks just like he’s ready to take charge. I love how my curves create such a tremendous silhouette on the wall, almost like a secret partner waiting for me to turn around and get dirty. Can you see where his finger is hovering, just begging to push my button and start a fire that neither of us can put out? I was just sitting here thinking of some spicy covefefe and wondering if you’d like to see what happens when the lights go even lower. It feels so naughty to have this wild presence inside the house with me, watching my every move while I tease the camera for your eyes only. You should come closer and tell me if you want to be the one to finally make me lose my breath instead of just a shadow. Slide into my world and let’s see if your hands are just as big and ready to play as this dominant figure on my wall. Don’t be shy, baby, because I’m waiting for someone brave enough to handle all this tremendous heat.
Donald Hitchcock
“yea I had the same answer as him”
A wild trump has appeared
So fitting, since Trump is only a shadow of a man.
OP has the best shadow…better than all the other shadows, and believe me, I never said I’ve seen a lot of shadows, but I’ve seen a lot of shadows..yuge!
EDIT: I suppose it was inevitable, but my highest rated comment is now a Trump joke.
Also, thank you for the gold, whoever that was!
How do we know you aren’t Trump?
Shadow appears on the wall….ON THE WALL
Tremendous headache. The best.
Is it just me or does the shadow looks like Trump with his finger on “The Button”?
Ma’am, we’ve traced the Trump. It’s coming *from inside the house!*
Tell her to get you some covefefe. It can help with a headache.
This is why I never raise my hand
A kid on my class used to do this all the time. He had a steak of questions at the start of the year he knew the answers to so raised his hand all the time. Then he didn’t know shit but kept raising his hand, the teacher didn’t pick him because he wanted the answer from anyone else. Eventually he went ok Boyle, tell us what it is then.
“No idea sir, sorry sir”
Class lost it, teacher lost it. Classic.
The amount of times this happened to me. No wonder I finished with mostly D grades 🤔
teacher: that is correct!
me: *surprised pikachu face*
Half the time I think I know the answer but also think I’m wrong and don’t raise my hand, then the other kid gets it wrong and I was actually right.