Setting the scene as your favorite newbie Dungeon Master, I’ve decided that rules are meant to be broken, especially the ones about keeping my clothes on while I play. There’s something so incredibly liberating about feeling the cool air on my bare skin while I navigate my Switch, letting you see every inch of my stunningly beautiful form. You might notice my Pokopia and sweet Munchlax watching in the background, but I know your eyes are really fixed on my inviting, hard nipples and every naughty curve I’m flaunting. I’m feeling so perfect and seductive today, ready to take control of the session and ensure you get exactly what you’re craving from your gorgeous DM. I love how my tattoos look against my naked skin, and I want nothing more than for you to come closer to appreciate this view without any clothes getting in the way. Don’t just stand there admiring me from afar; I’m practically begging you to join me for some high-stakes, dirty fun where we can break all the rules of reality together. Come and check out the rest of my world, because this inviting setup is just the beginning of what I have waiting for you.
Looking good to me
You are stunningly beautiful
YOU🫵🏾 look inviting.
very sexy💗
Ooop you’re actually so gorgeous😳
It’s just so much more comfortable to play without clothes!
Edit to add: I love your tattoos!
Love your nipples
Awe cool bud.
I would get NO work done around you
Abso fucking lutly perfect
What are we playing
I wanna be your munchlax
Gorgeous😘
So cute 😍
Can I play?
Best advice I can give: session 0; tell them what you plan on doing, ask that they make characters willing to go along. Pre-game checks; make sure where everyone’s head is at. Post-game follow-ups, check to see what people liked or did not like. Have fun doing it.
Other than that, wear clothes, I would be distracted regardless of sexual orientation with that presentation.
ARF ARF ARF
🥵🥵🥵
Remember the difference between role play and roll play. With the former, you’re an interactive storyteller, weaving a tale in partnership with the player’s characters – make that experience feel real. Find a way to let every character be special for a moment, be the hero, be the reason the party succeeds. Let great ideas work, even if that isn’t what you planned (e.g. you planned for the one way a trap couple be disarmed, but a player come up with a very clever idea; let it work). Let the rules and your plan be guidelines rather than inflexible dictates. Most of all, make sure everyone, including you, have fun. That’s the most important thing. Enjoy!
You are allowed to tell your players no.
Rule of cool reigns supreme.
Respect Nat 20s. Revel Nat 1s.
You are telling a story the players are interacting with. The cooler stuff the players get to do, the more they want to interact.
All PCs should want to be apart of the story. Characters that are counterintuitive to the progression of the game need to be nipped in the butt.
Nice tits.
while you would be stimulating your players minds i dont think thats WoTC approved
Wow!
Lovely ginger jungle
just go with the flow, try different things and if they work yippee, just have fun
Is that Pokopia I see?
I don’t know much about DnD, so I can’t help you. But I just wanted to say you’re hot
Any Concentration or Perception rolls have to be made whilst viewing your Dungeon Mistresses naked glory.
Ask players for their character desires, and start with a self made background story.
It often leads to motivated goals to chase.
Though with your current Charisma roll I can only image the many paths towards the fiery Forrests and silksand divine dunes.
If only I could share them stories with your bewitching bewildering Beauty 😘✨🌸
Agreed! Gorgeous
I see that pokopia in the background!
Love the munchlax!!!
You play video games naked? I mean you do you but that seems a bit odd…
How can you be in IKEA and be playing switch!!?!?
Remember to say “no” to the things that couldn’t happen. Creativity happens because of rules and limitations. Sometimes your players are going to try to break ~~relationships~~ reality with a single dice roll, stop them.
Also don’t take the result of *any* dice roll you didn’t specifically ask for.
Edit: idk how I screwed that one up lol
Don’t assume your players will go the way that you plan for, and don’t try to force them in a particular direction. Just build a world and let them explore it. Have a timeline in mind for what will happen in your story if they don’t influence events.
Remember it is not YOU Vs the Players, you are all there to have fun. Fudge rolls if you think it could end in a Total Party kill, give them hints such as “are you sure you want to stick your dick in that mimic chest?”.
You are allowed to say “no” to them, always remember the rule of cool and fully expect them to completely ignore the clues you left while adopting the random goblin NPC that was a throwaway character to point them in the right direct and wind up the players whenever you can such as say things like “So….what was your Hit Points again?” Then roll a load of dice, then again, then again, go “oooh” and….you take 2 points of damage.
Most of all, enjoy.
A natural 20 doesn’t mean you succeed, it means you do the best you possibly could. Rolling a 20 to convince a king to hand over all his possessions doesn’t mean you are now wealthy, it means the find the joke funny and you aren’t thrown in jail
I will gladly let you be my master
holy shit thats hot!!!WOW
Have fun.
Look up matt coville on YouTube and watch the “running the game” series, I learned everything from him
Ma’am; your crotch is on fire
I suggest you cast fire crotch proudly