Honey, let me tell you, this whole scene is hotter than a lemon’s bite! My dog, bless his sixteen-year-old soul, decided to get behind the wheel… and the reactions? Oh, they’re fire! People are talking skits, face seals, and even a little bit of, shall we say, “detainment”. The camera man and crew should check it out. It’s giving me some serious choose-your-fate vibes. What do you think? Come on, let’s play. Tell me what you see in the comments, and don’t be shy. If you want to see more, click the links on the side.
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Iām surprised they didnāt take the camera man and crew as well.
“I think “….. no you don’t
Wear that and chase people who don’t wear masks
Some people need to take notes, this is what infringing on freedom of speech, would actually look like. The lighter end of it too. From arrests to being shot before you could speak.
Not having your dumbass racist comment deleted off Facebook.
EDIT: Wow, this is blowing up quick. Thanks for the awards. No paid ones please, donate the money to Ukraine instead.
Is this a skit or something? It has to be a skitā¦
Post the whole playlist you coward. I wanna see just how bad it is.
Dog barks. *police detain it*
What are the two words?
This is what happens when you allow a murderous dictator to thrive and lead your country for decades.
At this point speaking for a few seconds to a camera is too little too late.
I don’t know. That one has a certain appeal.
Just put a few ports in it to break the hard seal on your face.
I like how it can be scary or derpy. Like a choose your fate feature.
When you bite into a lemon
*hyperventilates*
Just make a quarter-sized hole on the underside of the beak.
If you intend to actually wear this around, just put a filter over the hole
Edit: I totally missed that you should do it over the eyes instead. Could look even more dope
Had a kid in one of these come sprinting around the corner of my house. I heard nothing but the sound of fabric rubbing together really fast.
this made me laugh like nothing has done in the past month, I believe.
Halloween where I live was a complete bust. Too much rain and wind and we literally had ZERO doorbell rings.
I wish I lived in a neighborhood that had this kind of activity, I would love seeing a pack of T-Rexes shuffling down the street.
Is your kid the one in the sliiiightly different costume, with the green eye and the contiguous stripe on the back?
That’s nice. This is nice.
Terrifyingly Adorable
Edit: adding ‘terrifyingly’ to pay proper respects to the terror that is the T-Rex.
the traffic is stressing him out
They really do move in herds…
Edit: heards to herds…
The fact they get to wear cool costumes and get candy for it is very appealing, Jurassic perks.
This is so wholesome
Aw that Rex on the left is struggling hard with a broken neck š
What the fuck made you think this is a ālove making songā? This is some shit Plankton would play while fucking his computer wife.
This sounds like an inflatable clown toy falling down the stairs.
I just outright refuse to believe this
Perhaps, and correct me if I’m wrong, you shouldn’t follow the same set pattern, set rhythm, and set song for sex for two years straight. She must be bored as shit.
This is the song that plays when the psycho clown at a haunted carnival is stalking you.
It’s like straight up serial killer music.
no way can someone be this clueless.
no way. I refuse to believe it.
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First, you shouldn’t be playing the same song every time you bang…
second, it should never be this song…
it’s absurd that this was even thought of, joke or not.
Without the song playing she can still tell that heās thrusting to a specific songās tempo š¤£
Iām dead
Edit: listened to the song in question. OF COURSE she can tell youāre thrusting to THAT song. Itās got the most awkward staccato rhythm Iāve ever heard.
This must be a GodTier Shitpost lol.
I admire your gf’s commitment and willpower I cannot stop laughing at mere thought of someone fucking to that song and rythm.
I tried it on my wife for the sake of science and she asked if I’d acquired a head injury. We are 0 for 2 on this one bud.
I listened to that song and literally have tears in my eyes from cracking up. Thank you for making my day, and my sympathies dude for the absolute roasting you are getting and will continue to get in this comments section.
As to why she didn’t say anything, I can only assume she was hoping you would get tired of the song eventually or change up your playlist, so that she wouldn’t have to tell you herself and make things awkward. Agree that 2 years is a long time.
Id be too busy laughing my ass off if this song came on in the moment.
Lmfao i just heard the song. Holy shit it’s eerie and creepy. I’m laughing so hard as i type this. How does one ever come to a conclusion that this is a romantic love making song?
You’re not dancing mate… you’re having sex. You don’t need 1 2 cha cha cha rhythm to fuck.
Music during sex should be used for ambience and ambience only.
Ps-
She got tortured for two years and still didn’t leave? She’s a keeper! You struck gold
My guy. My man. My friend. That song sounds like a mouse caught in the talon of an owl slowly dying. At least the intro does. I couldn’t make it much further. It’s really bad. I’m so sorry
Looks about as confident as I did when I was first got behind the wheel
He needs his learners permit first. Take him to the DMV for the written test.
I need to know more about the book
I don’t want to brag, but I own a self-driving dog.
He just wants to merge!!! Why won’t anyone let him in!!!!
Got to give the dog credit, first lesson and he is already checking the rear view mirror before even starting.