There is something so incredibly primal about a survivor who knows exactly how to use every curve to get what she wants. Look closely at how my skin glows under the light, begging for your touch after I’ve spent the day being the hero you always craved. I might have rescued you from the edge, but now I’m the one who’s going to make you lose your mind in the most delicious ways possible. My body is a playground of sin, and I’m waiting for you to explore every inch of this naughty, dripping wet masterpiece I’ve perfected just for your eyes. You still owe me so much more than ten bucks for this view, so why don’t you come closer and show me exactly how you plan to pay up? I promise I won’t let you die until I’ve wrung every last drop of pleasure out of your shaking, desperate frame. Click through to see the rest of my filthiest secrets and join me where we can turn these fantasies into a hard, throbbing reality.
and just after saving the hero , he gets sniped
I’d never die on you bro
Ron in the Deathly Hallows be like
“And as you can see I am not dead”
“You still owe me 10 bucks”
Its like, “im actually your long lost brother, also that car explosion, I survived that shit, also your family is safe, i rescued them”
ricardo meme is still alive???
“That was a close one, Henry! But I’m not going to pull you up. See, without you, I become the leader of the Toppat clan again. I just wanted to look you in the eyes before I took it all back. Goodbye.”