Spend your money on these two heavy assets and fuck the future before it hurts you

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29 thoughts on “Spend your money on these two heavy assets and fuck the future before it hurts you

  1. deleted_user:

    These guys have to be some of the best mods I’ve seen. Good job guys on getting us back up so quick

  2. deleted_user:

    It would be incredibly self-serving and boring. They would never truly experience what it is like to be in the precarious position of a minimum wage employee living hand-to-mouth and the ‘novelty’ is just salt in the wound.

    It would be more interesting to see the reverse.

  3. deleted_user:

    Sure. They would never do that though, because then they would have to admit that they don’t pay a living wage.

  4. Grumpy_Yuppie:

    It really hurt reading this. I am so sorry for these two. It’s beyond words.

  5. InvestigativePenguin:

    This is why I keep telling everyone that I’m not worried about the future. I’m worried about the present. I will work and make money but you’re nuts if you think I’m not going to spend it and miss out on living a fun happy life.

  6. deleted_user:

    Fun fact: Cats bring their owners dead rats and birds because they think that you can’t hunt yourself and that you’re starving

  7. dragun667:

    I know someone who has brain cancer. He’s had surgery, radiation and chemo. It hasn’t cost him or his family anything, I don’t understand how the USA can have such a terrible health system. In the long run it costs more to have an unhealthy population than a healthy one.

  8. Jazzmim_999:

    It’s genuinely cheaper to go to Spain, get treatment there and come back. America is so fucked up

    Edit: hey guys I think I left the wrong impression on some things.

    1- I’m not American, I’m actually from Spain’s neighbor, Portugal.

    2- I meant private hospitals, public is not this easy or good for the country you visit.

    3- I just said Spain randomly, I heard now that Germany is better tho.

  9. deleted_user:

    What’s the point of “nobody:”

  10. anima1mother:

    That’s capitalism at its worst. This kind of thing happens to the elderly on a daily basis. Someone works hard their whole life to get the things that want. A nice home and car. Maybe try to put some money away. By the time you get old I hope you have a plan in place. If you have to wind up going into a retirement home they will want all of your assets to cover your cost of living there.

  11. Charlitos_Way:

    Before I tell you how your wife is doing we’re going to have to go over your finances.

  12. banantintin:

    I used to think USA was the coolest country ever as a child based on what I saw on tv and movies, now I’m grateful everyday I was born in Europe

  13. pinksparklebird:

    Every day I am so grateful for the NHS in the UK.

  14. OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR:

    **WE LIKE THE USERS**

  15. DWood2552:

    Hold the mods and GME

  16. CovidGR:

    Thanks guys. I’m new here because I don’t have much to invest, but it’s been fun watching the action and I threw some of my limited funds into the pot. I don’t care if I don’t make a single cent, I am proud of the people of this sub helping us regular folks stand up to Wall Street BS.

  17. jon-e-walker:

    Calls on the mods well-being and sanity over the next couple weeks

  18. hbbosa:

    May they survive the wrath of the hedge fund retards!

  19. thedeathpaneloflife:

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  20. networksandchill:

    We like the mods! We like the mods!

  21. HunterSG1:

    3 months minimum and I’d watch it

    Thanks for the gold!!

  22. LukeCloudStalker:

    I love Reality shows so I’d watch it depending on who produces it.

    If it’s too fake, with too many “emotional” moments, advertising and people shouting, I’m out.

  23. Dannypan:

    It’s more than just the money. It’s the lack of security these people endure. Not knowing if you’ll lose your job tomorrow and having no savings. Being kicked out of your home. An unexpected bill you can’t afford, which may lead to increasing debt.

    Putting these rich people in a “poor” lifestyle for a month isn’t enough. Even if they lost their money and homes, they’ll have such a huge network that they’ll be back on their feet in the time it takes for us peons to earn enough to eat for a week. They can never truly understand what it’s like to be poor or ever face that reality again.

    So what would happen? It’d be a completely self-serving advert about how “now I realise that we need to do more for our employees.” The workers get a small vanity bonus, probably give an immigrant worker with limited English a car, pat themselves on the back. Then two weeks later, we’ve all forgotten about the show and they’ll go back to their old ways.

  24. _rightClick_:

    I doubt a month is enough to really feel the effect

  25. Glasedount:

    Leonardo D Catrio

  26. SuicidalBadger1:

    we shall feast like kings my son

  27. UltraBuffHelpy:

    May I offer you a mouse in this trying time?

  28. Kaidu93:

    The Great Catsby

  29. BusinessReddit2:

    The fact that “nobody:” memes are still around baffles me. It makes just as much sense and is more funny without the nobody!

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