Take a long, hard look at this bag of my modified white blood cells—my very own forbidden miracle jizz that’s doing wonders inside my body. There is something so incredibly erotic about watching these genetically modified warriors get pumped back into me, knowing they are hunting down every last bit of filth. I’ve watched my tumors shrink by a delicious 42% in just four weeks, and honestly, the feeling of winning is better than any climax I’ve ever had. My body is a temple of science now, buzzing with a raw, primal energy as these little fighters fuck up my cancer for good. I want you to admire the glow in my skin and the heat in my eyes as I conquer this battle with total, seductive confidence. Come get closer and tell me what you think of my scientific transformation, or better yet, come see exactly how much better I’m feeling lately. I’m craving some company while I celebrate this gorgeous victory, so don’t be shy about checking out the rest of my progress. Let’s talk about how fucking amazing it feels to be this powerful and this ready for more.
I work at a research hospital and the stuff being done in the field of human cellular therapy is amazing. Congratulations, and I hope you kick cancer’s ass!
Fuck yeah! Go go gadget GMO! I fuckin love science. Good luck! And fuck cancer.
*Forbidden Capri Sun*
I worked on a project to create 3D structures to go inside those bags over a decade ago. The idea was to give more surface area for the cells to grow. They didn’t work (a flat surface out performed any synthetic anatomical structure we created) but I’m glad the technology has got to a point where you can legally pull cells from the body, modify, propagate and reintroduce them. We had this legal hurdle where you could not ever expose the cells to any open environment, every step had to be fully closed loop. I’d love to see the gear for this process!
Fuckers stole your white blood cells
Cant have shit in detroit
Miracle jizz
UPDATE :
MY CANCER HAS SHRUNK ALMOST 42%!!!
I’ve been crying for an hour. I was so worried it hadn’t done anything. But it’s fucking WORKING.
My cancer is almost half gone in FOUR WEEKS.
I’ve seen this pic some where else like a week or two ago