There’s nothing like the silk of a kimono sliding against my bare skin to turn the boring chore of taxes into a total thirst trap. Underneath this robe, I’m wearing my favorite Whitney lace that hugs every curve and leaves me feeling absolutely stunning and incredibly naughty. I’ve been staring at these numbers for hours, but all I can think about is how much better it would feel to have your hands tracing the lines of my body instead of a pen. I’m ready to ditch the standard deduction and let you get a little more creative with some itemized passion that involves a lot less paperwork and a lot more sweat. Imagine the heat as I crawl across the desk, the kimono falling open just enough to tease you while I crave those kisses and hugs you promised. Why don’t you come over and help me find a few more things to write off while we get down and dirty on top of my tax forms? I’m waiting for you to tell me exactly how you’d distract me from my filing, so come talk to me or check out what else is hiding under this silk. Let’s see if we can make this the most satisfying tax season you’ve ever experienced.
That might be enough to get me to go itemized instead of standard deduction.
I would love to be near you and give you kisses and hugs and cuddle u with love and passion sweetheart
If you have to do taxes, you mind as well look and feel good doing them
Stunning 😍
Pretty sure I need help with taxes! 😂🔥🥵