These headlights are overheating and need a dirty mechanic to strip me down and give them a good tongue polishing

I’m feeling a bit stranded on the side of the road with my headlights on full display, just waiting for someone to stop and take a long, hard look. It seems I’ve started overheating under this hood, and I think the only way to cool off is to strip down and let a real professional get to work. Forget the blinker fluid; I’m much more interested in having a strong rod to fix what’s broken and maybe some elbow grease to get things moving. I’ve been told these headlights look perfect, but they definitely need a deep tongue polishing to really make them shine against my skin. I’m craving some messy hickies and the kind of attention only a naughty mechanic can provide while I’m vulnerable out here. Why don’t you come over and tell me exactly how you’d handle this roadside emergency, or better yet, come check out the rest of the view. I’m waiting for you to join the conversation and show me just how much fluid you’re willing to disperse to get me back on the road.


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9 thoughts on “These headlights are overheating and need a dirty mechanic to strip me down and give them a good tongue polishing”

  1. Guilty-Yam7524:

    Your headlights look very good to me 😍

  2. LGRW00014:

    Doesn’t look like any problem if you ask me….but I’d still love to help…

  3. Inner_Deal_6152:

    I see the problem your over heating have to strip down and add some fluids

  4. freyrlust:

    Yeah then need blinker fluid you can usually get some dispersed by someone else’s mouth! I’d recommend your local mechanic 😜

  5. Throwawayforfun1454:

    Damn I’d love to find you on the side of road, only issue with those headlights is it looks like they just a good bit of elbow grease or hickies at least😏

  6. Weird-Property-6474:

    They just need a quick polishing preferably with my tongue

  7. Dwalltop:

    Ooooo nice. I’ve got a rod to fix those

  8. SuccotashStreet528:

    I’m on my way 😍

  9. chefboyrsteve:

    So cool

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