Thirteen Fluffy Chicks and a Fucking Amazing Duck Mama!

My door swung open this morning, and damn, there they were: thirteen little balls of fluff, chirping like they owned the place. This mama duck, she’s got it all figured out. She struts in here every year, knowing I’ll take care of her babies. Honestly, I’m turned on by her audacity. She knows I’ll provide the best care. I can’t resist these tiny creatures and their demanding mother! Come check out my other posts to see what happens next with these precious little chicks! You will not regret it! What do you think? Drop your ideas in the comments… or maybe DM me if you’re feeling extra naughty. 😉
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16 thoughts on “Thirteen Fluffy Chicks and a Fucking Amazing Duck Mama!”

  1. deleted_user:

    Like, everything was done perfect… but I would have told him to leave the gun on the counter and to walk away. And then I would have called the cops.

    You don’t know how sick a person is. What if he waits outside for revenge?

  2. deleted_user:

    This isn’t next level … it’s fucking sad

  3. 613speacial:

    The guy was gangster af with the way he holding that gun

  4. ExcitementOrdinary95:

    This guy deserves a fucking raise.

  5. prescribedRX:

    I mean he brought his own bag .. saved himself 10 cents

  6. itsHaMaaa:

    wish there was a sound. it would’ve been more INTERESTING.

  7. KezzardTheWizzard:

    I thought it was a little weird that he left his gun up on top of the cash drawer, there… but I guess he had to play like he was going to get the robber some cigs.

  8. Short-Belt-1477:

    Would have been awkward if, instead of the barcode scanner, he picked up the handgun right next to it and shot his own hand.

  9. Outcomeofcum:

    Never turned his back to him either

  10. Fatlight:

    on the way there she was saying “i can’t wait for you guys to meet my good friend, we go back years”

  11. JoeV1:

    If I don’t see these ducks splashing around in a baby pool within the next few days I’m gonna be very disappointed OP

  12. chebstr:

    So what you’re saying is…the mama duck scored herself some free daycare through her adorable babies?

  13. ripyurballsoff:

    That’s awesome! Does she let you pet them ?

  14. MrsHausenfeffer:

    Good haul this year! Please post updates 😊

  15. sbowesuk:

    **Mother Duck:** “You know the drill, human”.

  16. akafamilyfunny:

    How did this get started? Do you consider yourself the grandma of sorts? Are you actually a human sized duck, OP?

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