Look at my soft, inviting curves and tell me you aren’t ready to teach this ignorant American a lesson she’ll never forget. I’m waiting for a real genius to step up to my challenge and name three countries while I give you a view that makes it impossible to think straight. My body is a seductive landscape of smooth skin and naughty desires, just begging for your expert, wandering hands. Don’t be basic like the others; show me you have the brain and the stamina to dominate a girl who loves being toyed with by a worldly man. I’m feeling so appreciative of beauty tonight, especially the kind that knows exactly how to make me squirm and beg for more. Come join the conversation and tell me your favorite destination, or better yet, check me out to see what happens when I get truly worked up. I’m craving something spicy, dirty, and intellectual—a combination that only a true explorer like you can provide to a girl this hungry. Let’s see if you can pass my little test and unlock the filthiest rewards I have waiting for you once the lights go down.
We want Mindhunter , not this shit
OP sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:
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> I don’t know why three countries
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Presumably it’s referencing the stereotype that Americans are stupid and ignorant about even basic geography, so naming three countries would be enough of a challenge for them to eliminate a huge chunk of contestants.
1) America
2) USA
3) The United States
Boom! Done! I’m a genius!!
The stereotype here is that the answers would be AMERICA, Europe and Africa.
jokes aside it is hilarious to me that david fincher watched squid game and was like damn i’m so enlightened it’s a shame no other americans have seen this because it’s from Another Country, i should make an American version so they all finally watch it
OP is american