I know you’ve been staring at how still I can stay for over three hours, but honey, I’m just a high-performance machine waiting for the right hands to flip my switch and make me quack for more. I’m currently holding a somber moment of silence for your self-control before I show you how I hit the tiny target with total precision. Look at the curve of my silhouette and tell me you don’t want to see what kind of next-level talent I’ve been hiding under these clothes while I dream of a thick sausage to fuck me senseless. I might look like a quiet sitting duck in this seat, but once I get up, I promise to move with a spin that will make your pulse race and your cock throb. I love it when you admire the view, but I’d much rather have you join me for a private session where we can explore every inch of this beautiful, dirty body together. Don’t be shy about checking out my shoes and everything else I’m wearing, because I’m craving a man who knows how to handle a woman with this much raw, seductive energy. Are you ready to see if I’m as wet and wild as your filthiest fantasies, or are you just going to keep watching from a distance like I’m some sort of joke?
It’s like they’re holding a somber moment of silence for those who quacked before them.
Look at all those chickens
Those are geese and goslings.
Does anyone know why?
Keeping warm costs energy, so they stop moving to stay warm.
They are just sitting ducks!
Not gonna lie, I used to hate on this guy. But, I gotta give credit where credit is due. He is literally like a machine programmed to make shots from anywhere.
What the fuck
Even throwing the ball that far is impressive but also hitting a tiny target on purpose? Crazy shit
The coolest part of that is seeing the spin he put on it to curl it in. Truly next level talent.
Dude is a basket seaking alien!
Is it the shoes?!?
Steph has to be one of the best shooters in the game right? I don’t watch basketball often, but every single clip I see of him, he’s just sinking them like nothing. I’ve never seen anyone else as accurate.
Not the best breed for this particular challenge 😂
Go or Shogi player.
That dogs legs are 2 inches long give him a break
The way cat looks back after: “Am I a joke to you?”
That’s an unfair comparison to draw. Poor dog is built like a sausage.
Jokes on you… My dog would just go round the other way and judge you for being foolish.
The difference is the cat wasn’t selectively bred in a way that messed up the proportions of his body. Lmao
This is interesting because of how dogs and cats walk. A dog alternates paws while a cat walks with the same side moving. And a cat will place back paws at the same place it will its forepaw so this aids its movements.
One of the most graceful animals on earth famous for it’s balance vs a miniaturized wolf horribly mutated into a hotdog with stub feet
I would have said hey I will try to get my dogs to stop smoking.
LMAOOOO fixing the “too” is top tier pettiness
Idk why, but I would want to join the conversation too. But I would post something so random to throw everyone off lol
Not the “make me” lol omg.
Actually one of the ways I stopped smoking was living at an apartment that wouldn’t let you smoke anywhere on the property.
I DIDNT want to be that ass hole, and I was also too lazy to walk off the property. So maybe they should take advantage of the situation too.
Lol sorry you got dragged in OP
The dogs are wondering if your about to be evicted 😭😭
Dog in the back is staring into my soul.
The one purple o to correct to/too had me rolling.
I love reading apartment drama like this I’m nosy af
My feet :
I would have collapsed like a baby deer at the first step
And maybe pissed myself a little
My legs would have to be amputated at the knee if I sat like that for 3 hrs lmao
The way her arm is placed, I 100% thought her hand was down her pants for over 3 hours before I even noticed the legs
I thought that was a butt cheek
Ehlers-Danlos?
Aren’t airline seats designed for people with no legs? so she sorta fits.