Look at the way this beautiful, prickly thing stretches toward the light, showing off every inch of its thick, healthy new growth. I used to keep everything clouded in smoke, but now that I’ve stopped choking, I can finally feel my lungs expanding and my body vibrating with a much naughtier energy. There’s something so incredibly erotic about watching life flourish right between my hands, getting bigger and firmer just for me to admire. I love how the texture changes where the air got clean, reminding me of how much better I taste and feel when I’m being a good, healthy girl. You can see the exact moment I decided to stop sucking on those little sticks and started focusing on much more satisfying, mouth-watering ways to spend my time. I want you to come closer and see the details of my transformation, maybe even tell me what else you think I should help grow in my private little garden. Why don’t you join me for a more intimate conversation where we can explore every inch of this change together? Click through to check me out and see just how much more I have to show you when the air is clear and the mood is just right.
As a former smoker, smoking is bad, but smoking inside is fucking crazy to me.
My smokeiversrary is in 7 days (27 years quit) and I can still feel this in my lungs.
Oh jesus. This should be used in a national ad campaign PSA about smoking.
Up until now I never thought about how a cactus grows…
That’s right, cactus grows from the top.
Something mildly interesting for a change, thanks!